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Incorrect quotes pt.2

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Liam: Yo, some bitch called me hot....I think I wanna date them now....
Jake: Wait really?
Henry: I was that bitch so I can confirm. Now date m-
Drew: Henry, lying and stealing others' ideas isn't good for you....
Also Drew, kneeling down at Liam slightly blushing: Now date me....
Liam, blushing: Fuck yea!
Jake: What the hell did I just witness??
Henry: BETRAYAL MAN....B E T R A Y A L

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Milly: If you ever feel useless....
Also Milly, looking at Zoey:
Zoey: I swear if you say what I think you're going to-
Milly: Just remember that this gold digging, two faced cheating flat ass bitch exsists~~
Zoey: I'm so done with my life right now....

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Hailey: Well since you say you're productive....tell me something "PrOdUcTiVe" you've done today.
Zander, taking a deep breath: Breathing, DUHH
Hailey: PFFTT!! WELL YEA, I CAN TELL!!
Zander: Then why the fuck you asking?

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(Liam and Jake if they were in a horror movie situation)

Liam, whispering: Hey let's hide in the closet!
Jake, whispering: What!? Are you feral?! It's better if we hide in different places! So the killer doesn't come for both of us! And chances are one of us lives to tell the story!
Liam, whispering: I was expecting you to say "But we're both out of the closet already".
Jake, whispering: That was my plan, for you to say that to calm the shivers a level!
Liam, whispering: Well it worked! Thanks man!
Jake, whispering: Always!
Also Jake, whispering: Now let's hide!
Liam, whispering: Great idea!
Jake, whispering: I changed my mind, scoot over dawg!....
Liam, whispering: I got you pal-

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Zander: And those are the 300,000,000 reasons why Jake shouldn't join the club!
Jake: Zander....we literally just made up....ontop of that, we just won the competition!
Zander: Oh sorry my bad! Let me just....
Also Zander, pushing Jake over because he felt like it:
Jake: What the fuck Zand-
Zander: CORRECTION! Those are the 300,000,000 reasons why Jake SHOULD be kicked out again from the club!
Jake, getting help from Milly to get up: What's his deal?!
Milly: Ehh, he accidentally said "Thanks" after Luke said "I love you", for the one millionth time this month.
Luke, rushing over to hug his boyfriend: ZANDER, I SAID IT WAS FINE DARLING!
Jake: SERIOUSLY?!?!
Zander: Y E S....S E R I O U S L Y

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Milly: Twinkle twinkle little hoe, we can do it in my home UWU SENPAIII~~
Zander: Roses are red, violets are blue. Cum is white, now fuck me boo! NGHH~~
Jake: Row row row your cock, row your cock in me! Merrily merrily merrily merrily, You'll make me scream!! AHHHH DADDY!~~
Hailey: You, me, bed N O W
Sean and Luke: What the actual fu-

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