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Jake: I'm in the need of a hug....
Hailey: I can give you-
Zander: Don't you even think about it.
Hailey: Sorry.....
Luke in the back: What the fwuackity was that about?
Sean: Zander's being Zander....
Milly: A.K.A HIM BEING JAILEYPHOBIC!
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Officer: Well ma'am, you are under arrest for killing this teenager. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Milly: Well officer, you see, as science clearly states that everything is made up of atoms, and fun fact, atoms never touch each other....soooo....no. I indeed did not grab a kitchen knife and stab Zoey 34 times on her stomach, 56 on her legs, 41 on her head and 23 on her neck!!
Officer: I-
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Zoey: Hey, Drewy-bear?
Drew: Yeah?
Zoey: How would you define the love in our relationship?
Drew: Just like counting stars....
Zoey: You mean infinite?? Aww, Drew! That's so cute!-
Drew: A waste of time!
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Me: Never wish for your enemies to die. Let them live so they can see you triumph...wise words by El Cuarteto De Nos ☝️
Milly: Oh....erm...about that-
Me: You ran over Zoey with a fifty ton truck, didn't you....?
Milly: Yep-
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Hailey: I....I have a crush....on you....
Jake: Wait....what....??
Hailey: I...I have to crush....you....
Jake: WAIT....WHAT?!?!
Hailey: BUH-BYE~!!!
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Henry: If I have a big, red dog....big is the red dog....
Liam: If I have a small, blue ball....small is the blue ball....
Jake: If I have a thin, green feather....thin is the green feather....
Drew: I still don't know how the fuck I have yet not killed myself-
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💮Massive tmf/shiz/rant/vent dump book💮
RandomJust a random shitty ahhh book i made bcs my brain asked for it 🙃 Also, i'm bored af and idk what to do with my life 😗
