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Incorrect quotes pt.5

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Zoey: Hey, Drew?
Drew: Yeah?
Zoey: Could you please give me $200?
Drew: Sure
Also Drew: *Gives Zoey $2.00*
Zoey: OMG, EWWW! WHAT ARE YOU, POOR?!?!
Drew: No, I'm rich in pause.

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Zander: The only reason you're still alive is because of Hailey
Jake: Uhhhh....?
Zander: Otherwise, you'd be dead by now
Jake: But....
Zander: But what?
Jake: I thought I was still alive because I kept breathing?
Zander: ....you're a dumbass-

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Milly: Milly is tired!
Zander: Then go to sleep....
Milly: Milly really wants to go to sleep...
Zander: Okay....?
Milly: But Milly is also hungry!
Zander: Go eat something then?
Milly: Milly is really hungry....
Zander: ....okay?
Milly: Milly is both sleepy and hungry....
Zander: And what do you want me to do about that then?
Milly: Oh, I know!
Zander: Ughh....what?
Milly: Milly can go to sleep and dream that she's eating you up!
Zander: I'M SORRY, WHAT‐

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Sadie: Those who don't work shall not eat....
Zoey: Oh, ok!
Also Zoey: *Starves to death*
Sadie: Hehehe....
Daisy: Well thank god I keep myself busy-

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Henry: I SHALL BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!
Liam: No you won't....
Drew: I actually want to see were this is going-
Henry: *Jumps off of a rooftop and breaks his ankles*
Also Henry: I DID NOT BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS-

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Hailey: Does anyone have-
Jake: Trauma? Sure I do!
Zander: Daddy issues? Oh, I have loads of that!
Sean: Weird broom fantasies? Pfft! Please!
Milly: Anger issues? Not at all
Luke: An unhealthy obsession with muder? Of course not!
Hailey: ....an extra pencil-

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