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Incorrect quotes pt.7

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Milo: You're bisexual, right?
Jake: Yeah.
Milo: So you like men too?
Jake: No, it means I fuck bikes with bipolar disorder-

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Liam: Did anyone study for the evaluation-?
Jake: EVALUATION?! I WAS DOING THE HOMEWORK-
Liam: THERE WAS HOMEWORK?!?!
Henry: I DID BOTH THE HOMEWORK AND STUDIED, HAH!
Drew: *sigh* At least did you guys send your slideshows which are worth 80% of our final garde?
Liam, Henry and Jake: WHAT?!?! THERE WAS A SLIDESHOW?!?!?!
Drew: *face palms* Idiots....

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Drew: Henry....
Henry: Mhmmmm?
Drew: Happy birthday...
Henry: Huh? But, my birthday was two months ago-
Drew: Oh...t-then..Happy Valentine's day...
Henry: That was last month...
Drew: Nevermind....Happy Easter...
Henry: I believe that's next month?
Drew: Then....Happy 4th of July-
Henry: We recently started March-
Drew: ....
Henry: Drew...are you okay?
Drew: No-
Liam, rolling his eyes: He's just trying to find an excuse to give you a gift...

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Jake: Milly, this isn't a good idea...
Milly: Stop being a wuss, Jake-
Jake: What if we get caught...?
Milly: And by who? Hailey's moaning ass? Just chillax, man. Nothing bad will happen!
Jake: ....at least explain why we're doing this again...?
Milly, annoyed: *sighs* Hailey took my guitar strings as a 'punishment'....sooooo we're...slightly?...kidnapping Zander as payback!
Jake: WHAT-

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Jake: Oh c'mon Hailey!
Hailey: Jake, you can't shove 10 subway sandwitches down your throat at once!
Jake: Ok what about 11?
Hailey: THAT'S NO BETTER!
Zander: Jake, Hailey's right.
Hailey: Thank you! Jeez...
Zander: Don't be a whimp. Double or nothing. Make it 20 subway sandwitches.

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Lia: If I could kill you I would but I won't...consider yourself lucky..
Henry: Hm..?
Liam: Drew threatened to burn her entire closet if she ever layed one single hair on you-

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