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Incorrect quotes pt.3

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Liam: Water isn't wet, just like fire isn't dry....
Jake: Why does the ink of a permanent marker come out....when it's supposed to stay inside since it's permanent....?
Henry: No food in the world is blue....not even blueberries....
Drew: Why am I friends with idiots....when there is much more smarter people out there....?
Jake, Liam, and Henry: Touché

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Zander: Yo Milly, pass me the ketchup.
Milly: Sure pally pal!
Also Milly, throwing it and it ends up hitting Zander in the face:
Zander: MILLICENT BROOKS! I SAID PASS ME THE KETCHUP, NOT THROW ME THE KETCHUP!
Milly: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING YOUR BORING LAME ASS CLASSICAL MUSIC ALL THE DANG TIME!!
Zander: BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID GUITAR SHIT FOR SURE!!

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Lia: Remember girls! The only way to a man's heart....is with affection!
Also Lia, chasing after Jake: GET BACK HERE!!
Jake: LIA I THOUGHT YOU GOT THE HINT! I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT WAY!!!
Lia: BITCH I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS!!

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Bully #1, snickering: Yooo Luke, how's your "baby" doing?
Bully #2: Bet he's planning on dumping y-
Luke: Oh he's/she's doing just fine! I just finished polishing him/her!
Bully #2: Wait wha-
Luke, hugging his drums: ISN'T THAT RIGHT MY PRECIOUS LITTLE CHERHUB?!?!
Bully #1: I was talking about Zand-
Luke, kissing his drums: I love you more than anything else in this pathetic world!
Bully #1 and #2: What the f-
Zander: I don't know him, I don't know who he is, and I for sure am not his boyfriend.

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Jake: Why on earth is there a tricycle jammed on the school's wall?
Drew: Henry said he felt like a child.
Jake: Which he is....and?
Drew: So Liam told him to recreate his most precious childhood memory, so he decided to recreate that one time he managed to "glitch" through the wall with his tricycle. Back in middle school, remember?
Jake: Ah yes, I remember....but how the hell did he manage to get that thing inside here again??
Drew: That's what I've been trying to figure out aswell....

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Zoey: Henry!
Henry, fearing his life: Ya?
Zoey: Did you or did you not use my nailpolish!?
Henry, hands behind his back: N-no?
Zoey: Show me your hands....
Henry: I COULDN'T RESIST! PLUS THIS LIME COLOUR SUITS ME SO WELL!
Zoey: ATLEST LET ME KNOW SO I CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH THEM YOU TWAT!

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