my gormiti headcanons (bc i want to)

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This just gives me ✨them✨ vibes

Ao-ki: Hey, Eron?
Eron, playing a video game with the squad: What?
Ao-ki: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Eron: Wh- what is it, Ao-ki?
Ao-ki: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
Eron: Mhm.
Ao-ki: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?
Eron: Yeah?
Ao-ki: Your response.
Eron: *trying not to crack up*
Ao-ki: At 9:30 in the morning.
Ao-ki: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit"
Eron: *laughing*
Ao-ki: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization.
Eron: You just made me dieeee...
Ao-ki: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
Ao-ki: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you.
Ao-ki: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man"
Eron: *wheezing with laughter*
Ao-ki: I respond "Eron, you're scaring me." An hour passes-
Ao-ki: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg"
Ao-ki: "im very tired"
Eron: *struggling to breathe*
Ao-ki: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Eron, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-"
Ao-ki: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later,
Ao-ki: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"
Ao-ki: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
Eron: *falling over with laughter*
Ao-ki: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."