[A week after the Ticket incident]
Applejack: Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o' apples I ever laid eyes on.
Big McIntosh: Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.
Applejack: Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle. [Tap on Big McIntosh's injured spot] Oops, sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end.
Big McIntosh: Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.
Applejack: Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Why of all the... This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?
Big McIntosh: But still only one pony, and one pony plus hundreds o' apple trees just doesn't add up to...
Applejack: Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I could handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself. [gulps]
Applejack: Well I better get kickin'. These apples aren't gonna shake themselves outta the trees. Hey! Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: STAMPEDE!
Sweetie Drops: Stampede!
[Ponies panicking]
[Author's note: Hahahaha! I actually did find this hilarious. I know because I did something similar to this when I was a kid before this show was on]
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, are you crazy?! Run!
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FanfictionAn Alicorn was born which all of Equestria does not know about. He was raised without an actual family, so he has been roaming Equestria for a place to belong to. He would eventually head to Ponyville where his life changed for the better. I do not...