Secret of My Excess

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Spike: This little beauty is my birthday present to myself! It's a fire ruby! I've been aging it for months, and it's almost ripe!

[tuning fork pings]

Spike: [Giggles] [Trips over on a book but saved his fire ruby] Hey, you took my advice! Just use the whole floor as one big shelf.

Twilight: [Growls]

Rarity: [Muffled] Hellooo? [Opens the door] [Normal] Anypony home? Twilight? [Gasps] Is that a fire ruby?! [Staring at Spike's ruby] Huh, that must be at least twenty carats! No inclusions, pristine facets...

Spike: And totally delicious.

Twilight: Uhh... if you guys don't mind?

Rarity: Oh, uh, of course. I just came by to see if you had any books on historical fashion... [To Spike] Did you say... delicious?

Spike: Sure did! Next week's my birthday, and this is my birthday dinner.

Twilight: [Levitates a book] Start with this one.

Rarity: Thanks, Twilight. [Twilight's busy with organising her library] I've got a feeling ruffled taffeta capes are going to make a huge comeback this season, and I want to be ahead of the game... [To Spike] I hope it's as tasty as it is beautiful, Spike. I've never seen anything quite so stunning before. [Gives an upset and cute look to Spike]

Spike: Gosh... You really like it, huh?

Rarity: Like it? It's magnificent.

[Author's note: Geez, Rarity! This is too much

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[Author's note: Geez, Rarity! This is too much. Using your charm on a little dragon is quite manipulative. I bet many ponies are jealous of Spike. If she was a human like her Equestria Girls counterpart, she would have many guys charmed by her]

Spike: [Sighs] Then you should have it. This beautiful gem was meant to be with you.

Rarity: I don't know what to say... this is so thoughtful. Oh, my little Spikey-wikey! [Kisses] [Spike faints] Thank you so much!

Twilight: Wow, Spike, that's one of the kindest, most generous things you've ever done. I've never seen Rarity so happy!

Spike: [Blush] I will never wash this cheek again. [Sighs and laughs]

[Meanwhile]

[(Y/N) meets with his new bodyguards that have arrived recently. His bodyguards gives their salute to (Y/N)]

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