S1 E4: Christmas! Pt. 1

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(Jingle Bells Ring) Previously on Jay's Escapade...

Jay walks out of the Police Station.

Jay: Well, The Auditors in custody. Respect us now Revolver?

Revolver: No. It was incredibly reckless hitting him with a prop tank.

Shotzi: Hey that thing's real! and it helped us beat him!

Revolver: Whatever.

He walks away, leaving the rest alone.

Jay: Well, Christmas is coming up, so we should settle down until then.

He winks at the camera as It fades to black...

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Jay (Group Chat): Guys I got us a lair!

Assassin: Again, We're not on your team!

Spy: Exactly! And idk how to leave this group chat!

Revolver: Same! except I DO know how to leave but I'm collecting data on you all as we speak.

Shotzi: Whatever. I'll check it out.

Bull: Same here.

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Shotzi and Bull enter the base, and see it decked out with Christmas decorations.

Shotzi: Holy White Christmas!

Bull: What the he-

Jay: -llo guys! Welcome to the Super Crew Hideout!... Plus Christmas Decorum. I just learned that word, tell me if I'm using it wrong.

Suddenly Revolver walks in.

Revolver: Huh, I just came to see how stupid this place was gonna be, but... It's not too bad.

Jay: Anyway, welcome, Revolver. By the way, I brought a couple friends!

from a dark corner walks out...

Shotzi: A chicken...?

Jay: My Bunny!

Bull: That's a chicken dude.

Jay: Whatever, that's not who I brought. meet...

From a different dark corner walks out.

Citizen_Soldier16 : 'sup guys.

SJ_SUPERRR: Um... Hey.

Jay: These are... only two, huh... Well these are TWO of the DKVCU book creators!

Shotzi: Who?

Jay: Oh, the guys who created this universe.

Bull: So they're like Gods?

SJ_SUPERRR: Oh, no, no. We're like those people who make TV Shows.

Shotzi: But you said Books, so... Like authors?

CS: Yeah, I think so.

SJ_SUPERRR: Anyway, I wanna see what goes on here?

Jay: Well, we're just getting into the swing of things. But that doesn't mean it's not fun! Lemme show you to the Games.

Later, Jay and Superrr play on a PS5, playing a UFC game on Jay's couch. Superrr's Character knocks Jay's out.

Jay: OH C'MON!

Superrr: Dude, I have tons of experience, you were created like, 3 years ago.

Jay: So what you're saying is... I'll be better than you in a few years? Cause I'm already close.

Superrr: Tch, whatever. Let's check on the others.

They leave the couch and go into the Main Lair area.

Jay: Guys, guess what?......

No answer.

Jay: Guys?

Superrr: What happened?

Jay: I don't know.

Superrr: Wait, did you not see that note right there?

Jay: it was very small, ok!?

Superrr: It's like, average. Y'know?

Jay: what?

Superrr: Er, nevermind let's just read this thing.

Superrr: Er, nevermind let's just read this thing

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Jay: Oh Sh*t!

To Be Continued...

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