Jay's Escapade (Darkekulavia Spin-off)

S1 E6: Christmas! Pt. 3

Last time, on Jay's Escapade...

As Superrr exits the hideout, he's stabbed through the chest with a sword-sized Candy Cane.

Corrupted_FILE: Merry Christmas, Superrr.

His evil laugh rings out as the camera pans up to the sky, and the moon glitches.

Suddenly the camera darts back to Corrupted_FILE.

Corrupted_FILE: Where are you going? Shows not over. This thing's goin' 'till Christmas is over!..

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Jay stands there, staring at Superrr's body.

Jay: D*mn it! Who did this?

Later, the whole group sits at the hideout quietly, no one daring to talk. Except, of course, for Jay.

Jay: So... More Mario?

he whips out a controller, but slowly puts it back after nobody responds.

Jay: Ok, no Mario.

Shotzi: It's not about Mario, Superrr's dead dude. We can't sit around and just do nothing.

CS: She's right man.

Revolver: I don't think I will ever agree with you guys again, but we definitely should.

Jay: So, first thing's first... Find our killer.

Revolver: I think I've got that covered. do you have any security-

Jay: I am the security... *he said calmly*

Revolver: Get over yourself. I meant security cameras.

Jay: Oh! It's not great, but I have a little camera right where it should've happened.

Revolver: Perfect. Discreet, but gets the job done.

Jay: Now, we need a hit squad. A group of maybe 2-4 people to take this guy down. I'm gonna be in it obviously.

Bull: I'll join in.

UCS754: Me too. He's my bro.

Revolver: And hey, here are some earpieces just in case.

Jay: Alright, let's do this.

(In Corrupted_FILE's Warehouse)

Corrupted_FILE: So guys, we have already killed one of them. Who's next?

Seraphina: I say Jay. He's the most problematic.

Frieza: I say Jay as well, he's a monkey!

Suddenly, Jay busts in through a window.

Jay: Did you just call me a monkey!?

Bull: I did not think I was walking in on this sh*t.

UCS754: What the hell man!?

Frieza: Well, I'm technically black now.

Jay: I mean, yeah makes sense.

Bull: Little bit.

UCS754: Alright.

Frieza: Anyway, Let's kill this monkey!

Jay turns towards UCS754 and Bull.

Jay: It still sounds kinda wron-

As he's distracted, Jay gets blasted.

Jay: D*MN!

Jay gets blasted through a wall.

Jay: Ok dude. That really hurt.

UCS754 pushes his earpiece.