Hi!💀
💖✨️🦖Last but not least, the single pringle dinosaur.🦖✨️💗
Or otter🦦
Anyway-
Chan's POV:
Today is the BEST day of my life! My boss said I don't have to go to work. He gave me an extended day offs.
I'm SO happy!!! I gotta tell my Hyungs!!! But meanwhile, I see this bullshit...
"Wonu- ah~ not now~..." -Mingyu
"Why~? You love it when I touch you~" -Wonwoo
"I do, but what if Channie sees us~?" -Mingyu
"Then let him see, he needs to learn this when he gets older~"- Wonwoo
"Ok~"- Mingyu
"Mmm~ I love my puppy so much~"- Wonwoo
"I love you too babes~." -Mingyu
Wtf..?
What is happening? Did they eat a magical condom or something!? Anyway, I'll just go ask Minghao Hyung what's going on.
"Minghao Hyung? Why is-"
I frozed of I just witnessed...
"What? It looked You've seen a ghost? Is everything alright?" -Minghao
"Y-Yea uhmm... I'll just go ask someone else. It looked like you're busy."
"Well, yea I am busy~ but, ok." -Minghao
I left their room and questioned, why is Jun Hyung sucking Minghao Hyung's thing? I don't get it..?
No need to go to everyone else's rooms because I know they gonna start with some shenanigans.
I went to Verkwan's room and questioned them. Why? Because they the only normal people I know.
"Hey Hyungs?"
"Yes Channie?" -Vernon
"Why is everyone acting weird?"
"What do you mean?" -Seungkwan
"Like, I saw Wonu Hyung and Mingyu Hyung flirting and kissing and I went to Minghao Hyung's and Jun Hyung's room, and I've witnessed Jun Hyung sucking Minghao Hyung's thing under the blanket..."
"So that's why I'm asking you two because you guys are actually normal."
"SO PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS!!?"
"Well, Jeongcheol are dating, Seoksoo are dating, Junhao are dating, Soonhoon are dating, Meanie are dating, and me and Vernon are dating." -Seungkwan
I paused...
"So, whenever I'm around, you guys yall act like you guys are not flirting, but whenever I'm NOT around, you guys yall act like you guys are ACTUALLY flirting? And you didn't tell me.!?"
"I mean it's obvious so, why not?" -Vernon
"Ok..."
Wtf..?
I'm getting new Hyungs next year cuz this ain't it... I'm adding it to my Christmas list. Why can't I get something good without everyone being weird!? Except for Verkwan.
Fast forward:
"Hey Cheol Hyung?"
"Yes Channie?" -Seungcheol
"Why you didn't tell me that you're dating Jeonghan Hyung, Jisoo Hyung dating Seokmin Hyung, Wonwoo Hyung dating Mingyu Hyung, Minghao Hyung dating Jun Hyung, Jihoon Hyung dating Soonyoung Hyung, and Kwan Hyung dating Vernon Hyung? I'm confused..."
Everyone looked at me in shock.
"Channie, what are talking about?" -Jisoo
"Kwannie Hyung told me, whenever I'm not here, you guys going to yall boyfriends and what?"
"We can explain..." -Jun
"Explain what? You bottoms pregnant?"
"W-What? No... we're not... what makes you say that?" -Seokmin
"Channie, us bottoms are not pregnant..." -Seungcheol
"Then what is it then?"
"Look I know you're pissed, but we can explain... please?" -Seungcheol
"..."
"Fine... but please be honest... I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night of you guys making noises..."
"Ok, thank you Channie!" -Jun
"Yep-"
After dinner, Cheol Hyung decided to explain.
"So Channie, to answer your questions. Yes, it's true. We're sorry for keeping this from you... forgive us please?" -Seungcheol
"I forgive you but, one more question?"
"Shoot." -Seungcheol
"Have you guys been fucken?"
"..."
"HUH!?" -Everyone
"WOAH! Channie! Where are you getting this from!?" -Soonyoung
"Just answer the question..."
"..."
"Yea..." -Jihoon
"..."
"I KNEW IT!!! THAT EXPLAINS WHY JUN HYUNG WAS SUCKING YOUR THING!!!"
"JUN!" -Jeonghan
"HE TOLD ME TO!" -Jun
"I DID NOT!" -Minghao
"LIAR!" -Jun
"Ok maybe I did... -Minghao
"Ok which pair fucked first?" -Jisoo
"Meanie did..." -Soonyoung
"Yep it's true, it was fun tho~" -Wonwoo
"You're horny as fuck!" -Minghao
"Says the one who fucked Jun 3 times! PLUS GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED THIS MORNING!!!" -Wonwoo
"HUH!" -Everyone
"Oh, from what I heard, Seokmin told me that Jisoo will punish him if he misbehave." -Jeonghan
"I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!" -Jisoo
"YES YOU DID BITCH!!! And don't try to start shit-" -Jeonghan
"So you didn't put a vibrater up his ass?" -Jisoo
"..."
"No I did not-" -Jeonghan
"Yes he did, I couldn't walk for almost a month." -Seungcheol
"Oh my gosh..." -Jisoo
"Soonyoung couldn't control his dick while staring at Jihoon's ass." -Jisoo
" YAH! YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT MY BEST FRIEND'S ASS!!? CONTROL YOUR DICK SOONS!!!" -Seungcheol
"I-" -Soonyoung
*Everyone Arguing*
"Why are we friends with them?" -Vernon
"Idk..." -Seungkwan
Ye I'm definitely getting new Hyungs for Christmas and next year.😀
A/N:Sorry for this crack of Chan's POV. I know it's confusing but I'll try to make this understandable for you guys so bare with it😀 Anyway I still love you guys ,bye!💗💗💗
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