We meet Blitzo and Kuro in the office-
Blitzo: *impersonating * "Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" *impersonating * "Yeah, I really want you, sir." *impersonating Millie* "Me, too!" *As himself* Let's three-way!
Kuro *walking in*: Blitz are you, oh hell nah-
[Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hellphone in speaker.]
Blitzo: *angrily* WHAT?!
Stolas: *lustfully* Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy.
[Both Blitzo and Octavia spit out their coffee in sheer surprise. Blitzo slams his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.]
Blitzo: What--
Octavia: the--
Kuro: FUCK--
Octavia: Dad?!
Stolas: Language, everyone! *into the phone* I have a special request~
Blitzo: Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass.
Stolas: It's for my daughter.
Blitzo: Ah. Well, make sure she washes it.
Stolas: *taken aback* No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!
Blitzo: We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.
Stolas: I'll pay you~
Blitzo: Pay me what?
Stolas: Moneyyyy~
Blitzo: Done!
[Blitzo hangs up and accidentally slams his phone down on the desk hard enough to smash it to pieces. After a brief annoyed glance at it, he pulls out a megaphone.]
Blitzo: M n' M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!
[Moxxie opens the door to respond.]
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
[Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass.]
Millie: *excitedly* Loo Loo Land?!
Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!
Loona: (offscreen) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Cut to Loo Loo Land. A van with an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face.
Blitzo: Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?
Octavia: *disgustedly* Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?
Blitzo: Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie. [turns to Stolas] If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious!
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Kuro Ookami : Project Ookami Origins X Helluva Boss
General FictionThis is the story of how Kuro Ookami came to be. We meet the Hellhound-Ookami Hybrid and his adventures. Kuro Ookami was taken away from his reality and now he lives in the place of a Helluva World.
