We meet the gang in the office, The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the . blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Gimme another, .
[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]
Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.]
Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
Kuro *walks in*: What's going on here?
Millie: Just shootin' some TVs.
Kuro: Why?
Blitzo: Dunno, Uh-huh. Yeah keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
[Moxxie switches the channel again. appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]
Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?
[Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.]
Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,
[The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a ]
Wally: where you make the things and I make the money!
[Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.]
Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
[Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.]
Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!
[The camera pans over to , who snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.]
Loona: Guys... do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Kuro: At least it's not me causing it.
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
[Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.]
Moxxie: I'm not *holds up finger quotes* "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.
[Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.]
Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!
[Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape. Loona growls while on all fours.]
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Kuro Ookami : Project Ookami Origins X Helluva Boss
General FictionThis is the story of how Kuro Ookami came to be. We meet the Hellhound-Ookami Hybrid and his adventures. Kuro Ookami was taken away from his reality and now he lives in the place of a Helluva World.
