Nikolai Gogol x Reader scenarios and headcanon

A/n +Little headcanon but it's really just a A/n

Hey my beloved readers, I know a lot of you are going to be sad about it but.....um...as you seen my lazy ass got a little depressed so I couldn't write..

Fyodor: Liar I saw you playing Roblox with your online friends

That's my way of healing Fyodor 😔 😓 I mean he ain't saying bullshit either I was really playing with my friends at Roblox 💀

Fyodor: Told you. She's just a lazy ass- 

Nikolai: BAHA-*Get chair throw at him*

Fyodor:....Time to take a rest out of this room.  

SO I KNOW MY LIFE IS BORING AND NOBODY WANNA HEAR ME VENT SO I'M JUST GOING TO TELL YOU THAT IF I DON'T DO ALL REQUEST PLEASE DONT BE IN MY WALLS BECAUSE- 

TOO MUCH PEOPLES ARE ALREADY IN MY WALLS I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I CANT FEED Y'ALL

So here is why I don't have a lot of um....How to say it... CHAPTERS OUT. 

BUT BEFORE THE HEADCANON MY BELOVED READERS 

Please can we all thanks @suunco for being the incredible person she is ? SHE'S LIKE MY MENTAL SUPPORT AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH (Yes she knows it because I've been telling her everyday-) And also if y'all want to chat with me or idk maybe ask for request but y'all shy asf well just send me a message I don't bite 😃 

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Ok well maybe I do- 

ANYWAY LET'S START WITH DA HEADCANON 

On holidays what do you two usually do ? 

Well most of the time, Nikolai get excited and start decorating a lot everywhere until both of you become so poor that we can't even compare it to Zhongli. Because somehow you get debts after he finished decorating. So the questions is, what does he buy to get DEBT from it. 

His bank account have to cut his access to his credit card or else he'll buy even more. Of course you don't mind because you know that stealing from a bank isn't hard for him so the money isn't a problem. 

Sometimes he would like to do little party with some of his friends and of yours. Of course it's always a little complicated with Nikolai around, but strangely he actually knows how to act around people that are 'normal' and not some researched criminals.

On Halloween, he's so excited, he will ask you to kiss him when you wear a really red lipstick. So that will purposely leave a red mark on his cheeks and lips. But it will always look better on his co- 

For Christmas he usually get hyper excited but at the same time he doesn't understand why we are celebrating the day "a random kid" born...That's his words not mines. He loves doing some biscuits with you so he could put flour on your nose and accidentally put way more flour than he expected, wich lead to you running after him with a wooden spoon. He loves the little disguise like the little reindeers horns on you, he find you cute with it. He probably got you the dead body of your ex for Christmas plus a lot and a lot of attention and shopping things. You got him a small gift but god knows how happy he is about the smallest thing you take for him. The first Christmas when you knew each other he was surprised to see you offering him a gift. He was looking at you with teary eyes and just teleported himself somewhere unknown afraid you'll find him crying. Also he won't mind if his Xmas gift is you- 

When the new year approach he's just doing basic things. But during the countdown, he's the type of people to scream to the whole world happy new year. You got the first happy new year from him. And at the last second he kissed you on the lips as the firework where having far away behind you two. Probably as a blessing for this new year.

SORRY IT'S SO SHORT ANYWAY GUYS HAPPY NEW YEEEEAAAR 👁️👄👁️💅✨❤️❤️🧡🧡