[ begins with a wideshot of Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see her bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli.]
[She punches the clock and stretches her arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and black panties, destroying a chandelier, and pours herself some coffee. But, she burns herself so she takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. She stretches out and grabs one of her hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before throwing it away and stretching herself above Asmodeus.]
Fizzarolli: Rise and shine, Ozzie!
[Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Asmodeus, who lays back down.]
Fizzarolli: Huehahahahaha!
Asmodeus: *groans* Ugh, again with the horn?
[She turns in bed, covering her head with her pillow.]
Fizzarolli: Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!
[She blows the horn again.]
Fizzarolli: M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas.
[As she speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on her robe.]
Asmodeus: *sighs* You scheduled me during lunch?
Fizzarolli: Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in".
[As she speaks she squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto her shoulder.]
Fizzarolli: But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!
Asmodeus: Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?
Fizzarolli: I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?
Asmodeus: Ahahahahaha— NO. Never again.
Fizzarolli: Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!
Asmodeus: Stoooop...~
Fizzarolli: OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!
Asmodeus: No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!
Fizzarolli: Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!
[The two laugh together.]
[In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, which hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.]
Fizzarolli: Yeah, yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today.
Asmodeus: About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?
Fizzarolli: Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So...
Asmodeus: It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called "Ransom".
Fizzarolli: Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~.
Asmodeus: I mean, only after I...
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