Mario was walking around the castle, He was going back to his room, He found Luigi walking towards him, "Hey, Luigi where are you going?" Mario asked, "Oh, i'm getting Daisy" Luigi answered, "Okay, you know what..., You need to work out if you want to get Her" Mario said, "Work out, i look great!" Luigi said, As he looked down and found that his belly is sticking out a bit, "What?" Luigi said surprised, "Told you, Now go to the gym and do some exercise" Mario said, "Really, i'm actually fat!" Luigi said, "Well... No you're not, It's just better to have a fit body" Mario said, "Okay, i guess... i will go to the local mushroom kingdom gym and... work out" Luigi said, "Yeah, that's my boy!, And so i can support you, i will go with you!" Mario said, "Oh thank you Mario!" Luigi said happily, "Okay great!, Tomorrow, we will go and sign in and start doing it!" Mario said, "But... Mario, we need money" Luigi said, Mario walk up to Luigi and put his hand on his shoulder and said " Luigi, We live with Princess peach, see this castle, it is huge!, she probably is very rich!", "Okay!" Luigi said, " Let's go ask her for money" Mario said,
They both walked to Peach's throne room, They entered and started talking, "Uh... Peach, Listen me and Luigi want some money because we want to go to the gym and work out" Mario said, "Sure, Why not, How much?" Peach said, "Well, it depends on how long we want to go to" Mario said, "2000$!" Luigi said, "..., 2000$ dollars?, Luigi that is a lot of money!" Mario whispered, "Yeah, but we can get some snacks like candy with the extra!" Luigi whispered, "Luigi!, We can't have candy or anything unhealthy if we go to the gym!, Also, Candy doesn't cost that much!" Mario whispered, "uh, Mario, Luigi, what's going on?" Peach asked, Mario and Luigi looked at peach, "Nothing, we were just discussing something" Mario said, "So, How much do you need?" Peach asked, "3000$!" Luigi said, "Okay, you are being rude at this point" Mario said, "What?, i want candy!" Luigi said, "Okay, 3000$ sent to your account!" Peach said, "Really!, that's it!" Mario said, "Damn Mario, Your wife is made of money!" Luigi said, "Yeah sure!" Mario said,
13/9/2002
Mario and Luigi woke up happy!, "Mario, today is the day i'm getting fit!" Luigi said, "Uhhh... How do i put this for you?" Mario said, "Oh, just put my coffee on the table" Luigi said, "No!, It takes months, maybe years to have a perfect fit body!" Mario said, "Mario, you know what?, I don't have to go to the gym because look at this picture!" Luigi said as he showed Mario a photo,
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"Luigi, do you think i'm dumb?" Mario asked, "no, i'm just showing you a picture of me shirtless" Luigi said, "Luigi, this is obviously photoshop!" Mario said, "What?, Photoshop?, I don't even know what photoshop is" Luigi said, "Luigi, i'm not stupid, Get ready and let's go sign up for the gym!" Mario said,
They both got ready and walked out the castle and walked to town and went to the gym, Mario walked towards the reception, "Hi, i came to sign up for a 1 month membership" Mario said, "Okay, Please tell me your names" Said the receptionist, "My name is Mario" Mario said, "And my name is Luigi" Luigi said, "Great, so how will you be paying, card or cash?" Asked the receptionist, "Card, how much is it?" Mario asked, "That would be... 200$ for each" said the receptionist, "That's it?" Mario said, "Told you, so now we can go and get 2600$ worth of candy" Luigi whispered, "No, we are gonna return the money to Peach" Mario said, "So when will you be starting?" asked the receptionist, "ummm... tomorrow" Mario answered, "Okay, great, see you tomorrow!" said the receptionist,
Mario and Luigi left the gym, "Okay Luigi, we are starting tomorrow," Mario said, "okay, can we get some candy?" Luigi asked, "No, we are returning the rest of the money to peach!" Mario said, "Okay, can we get some candy, like just a few" Luigi asked, "(sigh) I guess, we can have something before we go on a strict diet" Mario said, "Yay!, Let's go!" Luigi said happily,
14/9/2002
Mario and Luigi woke up happily and went to the gym,
"Wow, This place looks cool!" Luigi said, "Okay, so what do we start with?" Mario asked, "I know!, we should lift 120 pound dumb-bells!, and also go on the treadmill and set it to 20 miles an hour!, this is gonna be so fun!" Luigi said happily, "Uh, Luigi, this is our first day at the gym so we gotta start with warm-ups and not do much weight lifting, maybe a light 15 pound dumb-bell, and maybe start walking on the treadmill" Mario said, "Why?" Luigi asked, "Because we gotta start light, maybe after a week we can start doing some upgrading, you know, when our bodies start to get used to the training" Mario said, "Oh, yeah makes sense" Luigi said, " So i will start with some stretching to loosen my muscles a bit" Mario said,
As he started doing some simple stretching, "Luigi, you should do the same" Mario said, "Okay!" Luigi said, As he also start doing some simple stretching and also started jumping, "Okay, we are ready to go, let's lift some light dumb-bells" Mario said, As they walked to the weight lifting area, Mario grabbed a 10 pound dumb-bell, As Luigi grabbed a 20 pound dumb-bell, "Uhh, Mario is this okay?" Luigi asked, "Yeah, that's okay" Mario said while lifting the dumb-bell, Luigi lifted his dumb-bell, he struggled a bit, "Damn, this is kinda heavy" Luigi said, "yeah, it actually is, just turn down to 15 if you wanna look like a man!" Mario said,
A tall and muscular man walked towards them, "Good afternoon" Mario said, "Why are you just lifting a 10 pound dumb-bell?" The man said, "It's my first day here, i wanna start of light" Mario said, "Oh, okay, but i assume that's your brother right there is lifting 30 pounds" The man said, "30 pounds!, Luigi that is way to heavy!" Mario said, "Oh Mario.. This is nothing...too easy" Luigi said tired and weak while sweating, As Luigi was too tired he dropped the dumb-bell onto his foot,
As he screamed in pain, "Oh!, that must hurt!" The man said, " Ow, I think my foot is broken!" Luigi shouted,
Mario took Luigi to the hospital,
"So... is there anything wrong?" Mario asked, "Yeah, His entire foot is broken to pieces, his muscles are not working very well so he can't walk" The doctor said, "How long will he be staying here?" Mario asked, "Probably... 8 weeks or more" The doctor said, "Wait, i can't walk, well what do i do if i have to take a shit?" Luigi said worried, "someone is gonna help you to go and if no one is around just take a shit in your pants" The doctor said, "So, can i go now?" Mario asked, "Yeah" The doctor said, "Luigi, i will come tomorrow with peach and everyone" Mario said, "Okay Mario bye" Luigi said,
Mario left the hospital and told everyone back home what happened to Luigi,
