Advice & Love

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Larry was at Bowser's castle, He was on his phone checking messages,

"Hey, Larry what are you doing?" Iggy asked, "I'm just checking some text messages" Larry answered, "With some girls you met yesterday?" Iggy said, "No, just my friends at school" Larry corrected Iggy, "Oh, well i will text the hoes i met yesterday" Iggy said, "Have fun with that" Larry said,

Iggy was texting, "Damn!" Iggy said, "What?" Larry asked, "One of the girls i met yesterday texted me if i and her could hookup for a night" Iggy answered, "Damn!, Go for it" Larry said, "Okay, i will tell her today at 11 pm" Iggy said, "Damn, you know what Iggy, before you send the text... should we stop going for like... 1 night hookups with girls, maybe... i thought if we could like... get into a relationship" Larry said, "That is not a bad idea" Iggy said, "Should we try online dating?" Larry asked, "Yeah, let's go!" Iggy said,

Larry and Iggy created an Online dating account and started their journey to find their lover, 

Iggy was scrolling down, searching for the perfect girl for him, "Damn!, Look at this girl!" Iggy said as he showed his phone screen to Larry, "Damn, you are right, you should go for her" Larry said, "Yeah, looks at those cans, that body, Damn!" Iggy said, "Oh!, Listen, when you find a girl that you want to go on a relationship with her, then don't look at her body, check out her personality" Larry gave advice to Iggy, "Oh, she has a description" Iggy said, "What is it?" Larry asked,

"It says that she is 5 foot 3 inches, and she is 103 pounds, she says that she likes to watch movies and wishes to watch it with someone special, she also said that she would give her special lover some fun time... her status is single!, Great!, i'ma get this girl" Iggy said,

"Good, What does she mean by fun time?" Larry asked, "Maybe, she means like she'll give me some ass or something nasty" Iggy said, "Oh!... i thought maybe like... some fun time like watching movies with her" Larry said, "Nah, she looks like a hoe anyway, so she means ass" Iggy said,

"Okay, it's my turn" Larry said as he started to scroll down, "Yo, look at these... damn, some of these profile photos are inappropriate" Larry said, "Uh, Larry?" Iggy said, "What?" Larry said, "Do you think we say Damn too much" Iggy asked, "No, we barely use it... Damn! look at that! ass!,... Oh wait you are right" Larry said,

After some time, Larry found his lover, Iggy and Larry started to chat with their lovers until the night, then they stopped to talk to each other about their experience,

"So, how was it?" Larry asked, "It was amazing, my girl kept sending naked pics of her" Iggy answered, "Oh!... Things are... happening fast between you two" Larry said, "Well, how about you?" Iggy asked, "It was good, my girl kept telling me that she would want to see me" Larry said, "How is she... like physically?" Iggy asked, "good, she is quite average body and... wait why do you want to know?" Larry said, "No reason" Iggy said, 

A few hours later,

"Well, what do we do now?" Larry asked, "I don't know" Iggy said, "Should we watch TV?" Larry asked, " I don't know" Iggy said, "Should we go to sleep?" Larry asked, "I don't know" Iggy said, "Don't you know anything!" Larry shouted, "Damn, calm down, i just want to see more naked pic of my girl" Iggy said, "What?" Larry said, "Yeah, i'm thinking of inviting her over" Iggy said,

"Invite her over?, it's 11 pm, she would be in bed" Larry said, " With another man?" Iggy asked, "... No!, sleeping" Larry said, " Oh, what if she isn't?" Iggy said, "I... I don't know what to say" Larry said, "Should i invite her?" Iggy asked, "I don't know, she's your girlfriend" Larry said, 

"I'ma go to sleep" Larry said, "Yeah, me too" Iggy said,





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