Luigi's Job

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Luigi was walking around the castle, He was headed to his room, when he entered, he found Mario laying on his bed, "Hello Mario" Luigi said, 

"Hello Luigi, How are you doing?" Mario asked, "I'm doing fine" Luigi answered, "Well, what do we do today?" Mario asked, "I don't know, maybe go to the disco club?" Luigi suggested, "No!, i won't go to the disco club, i have a wife and i have to respect her rules" Mario said, "Wussy!, don't make your wife control you, you control her!" Luigi said, "What?" Mario asked, "Well, you have to make her do whatever you want, like go out whenever you want, mating whenever you want" Luigi said, "what?" Mario asked, "Well, you have to control your wife, you can't let her control you... even though it's really hard, last time i tried... it didn't go well" Luigi said, "!" Mario said, "Oh!, well, i have to respect my wife, you'll understand when you get married" Mario said, "Mario, i will never get married" Luigi said, "One day you will... hopefully" Mario said, "If i decide to get married, who will i even marry?" Luigi asked, "Uhh... Daisy?" Mario answered, "Oh!, i haven't seen her in a long time!" Luigi said, "Well, go see her" Mario said, "Okay!" Luigi said,

Luigi went to see his girlfriend Daisy,

"Hey, Daisy, how are you doing?" Luigi asked, "I'm doing fine" Daisy answered, "Well, i wanted to see you" Luigi said, "Nice, i miss you" Daisy said, "I miss you too" Luigi said, "Okay, what is the plan for today?" Daisy asked, "Plan?, What do you mean" Luigi asked, "A plan for our meeting, like a dinner or maybe we go somewhere fun" Daisy said, "Oh!, i would but i don't have any money" Luigi said, "You don't!, don't you have a job?" Daisy asked, "No, i sit on my hairy ass at home with Mario" Luigi answered, "Well, get a job!" Daisy said, "I don't want to" Luigi said, "Why?" Daisy asked, "It's my life!" Luigi said, "Well, get a job or were done!" Daisy said as she walked away,

Luigi went back home sad,

He sat on his bed,

"What's wrong Luigi?" Mario asked, "Daisy said that she will break up with me if i don't get a job" Luigi said, "Well, makes sense, you have to get a job" Mario said, "Well, i don't want to" Luigi said, "Why?" Mario asked, "Well, i am lazy and i want to relax" Luigi answered, "Luigi, you have to get a job" Mario said, "Like what, a waiter?" Luigi asked, "Well... you can, but you gotta choose something special!" Mario said, "Police officer?" Luigi suggested, "No!, maybe... an actor" Mario said, "Mario!, do i look like a person that wants to stay in the studio for long hours with a bunch of good-looking actors and sexy actresses... wait, i can do that!" Luigi said, "You know what?, forget it... what about..." Mario said, "A... Lawyer!" Luigi said, "Luigi, you gotta have a college degree for that" Mario said, "Mario, i know!, i will become a rapper!" Luigi said, Mario stared at Luigi, "Is my brother going down that path?" He whispered to himself, "What?" Luigi asked, "Oh, nothing... it's just... you can't be a rapper" Mario said, "why?... is it because i'm white?" Luigi asked, "No!, it's just-" Mario said until he got interrupted by Luigi who said "Well, Eminem is white and he is a great rapper, so if you are going to be racist to your own kind, then i don't give a shit" He said,

"Luigi, you... i don't know... i-... just be a rapper" Mario said, "Yay!" Luigi said happily,

Luigi got ready to make his first song, 

"Uh, Mario, What should my first song be about?" Luigi asked, " the best topic for your first song, should be a love song about Daisy" Mario said,

"Okay, i will start with the lyrics" Luigi said, "... You can start with... i want you back" Mario suggested, "Mario, i didn't lose her, it's just my relationship with her is shaken a bit, so i'ma think of it for later, but for now i will start with, all this time i had you, i never did some goodies" Luigi said, "That's fine, next line should be... i wanna have you, i know you want this" Mario said, "Yeah, then i should say, i want to spend on you and this wrist" Luigi said, "Good!, continue!" Mario said,

1 hour later,

"Mario, i'm done with the lyrics" Luigi said, "great, now make your music, choose and design your beats, then record" Mario said, 

2 Hours later,

Luigi was done making his song, him and Mario listened to it, it was good, they talked about it then Luigi decided to publish it online, after some time it got many listens and likes, Luigi was happy, he grabbed his phone and called Daisy, he said that he has something important to show her, They met up and Luigi showed her the song, Daisy liked the song, they were happy and back together,




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