Iggy woke up happy, He looked to his right and found his girl that he slept with all night, "Good morning baby" Iggy said, "Thanks for yesterday" She said, "Oh there's more for you tonight" Iggy said with a smile, "I want that!" She said, "And I'll give it to you!" Iggy said as he got closer, They started kissing,
As Larry walked in, "I heard your nasty talk!" Larry said, "Get out, my baby is naked" Iggy said, "I don't care, i want her tonight!" Larry said, "I'll tell ya!, she's nasty!" Iggy said, " i can tell, she keeps on looking at you" Larry said, "I ain't giving ya my girl tonight" Iggy said, "... How good is it?" She asked, "I got 5.6 inches below the waist babe, you want it tonight?" Larry said, "5.6 inches?, that's like an entire inch bigger than mine!" Iggy said, "Doggy style on her tonight" Larry said, "Well, you can have her tonight only!" Iggy said, "That's fine with me" Larry said,
2 Hours Later,
"What do i do?" Larry said, "We could play something on our PS2" Iggy said, "Let's play some" Larry said, As they heard the door open, "Who do you think came?" Larry asked, "Well, there are guards outside, no one would just come in like this, is it a robber?" Iggy said, "I hope not!" Larry said, As they heard a familiar voice saying "Kids!, I'm home!",
"Do you-" Iggy said, "Think who i think-" Larry said continuing Iggy's sentence, " It is" Iggy said continuing Larry's sentence,
As Bowser came through the door, "Kids, i miss you so much!" Bowser said happily, "D-Dad?" Larry said, "I thought you were on vacation" Iggy said, "I came early, because i miss you so much!" Bowser said, "Well, I miss you too" Larry said, "Did you try to kill the Mario brothers?" Bowser asked, "No, we are friends and Mario gave me a prostitute, she's in my room" iggy said, "What?" Bowser said, "Dad, i'm 16, let me live my life" Iggy said, "Sure, but i am not gonna rest until i get the princess" Bowser said, "She is married to Mario" Larry said "I know that" Bowser said, "Yeah, so you can't really do anything, and they seem to love each other" Larry said, "I have to kill Mario" Bowser said, "What about Luigi?" Larry asked, "I don't really care about Luigi, Where is he?" Bowser said, "He is in the hotel with Daisy" Iggy said, "Why?" Bowser asked, "He is having the time of his life" Iggy said, "We went there and Daisy opened up half naked" Larry said, "What did you see?" Bowser asked, "It doesn't matter what I saw!, he almost killed us!" Larry said, "I saw Cans, smooth skin, booty sticking out" Iggy said, Larry and Bowser gave Iggy a weird look, "What?, do i have a pimple?" Iggy asked,
"The thing is, we need Mario" Bowser said, "Suggest a plan" Larry said, "I think, we should just go into the castle and beat the shit out of Mario then kidnap him" Iggy said, "Please, think for once, There are guards around the castle" Larry said, "Those toads, they're shit, the tallest one is 4 foot tall, and they are weak as shit!" Iggy said, "He does make a point" Bowser said, "We need a good plan!" Larry said, "I have a plan, we go to the mushroom kingdom, beat the ever loving shit out of the toads, then go to the castle, beat the ever loving shit out of the indoor guards who are also a couple of shitty toads, then go to Mario's room, start riding and hitting him, then take him here, then we kill him" Iggy said, "Riding him?" Larry asked, "... Remove the riding part" Iggy said, "Good plan" Bowser said, " I don't know, it might work" Larry said, "Eat my ass" Iggy said, "Gross!, No!, i got juicy ass that i'm gonna eat tonight!" Larry said,
They went to the Mushroom kingdom, They tried to do their plan,
"We have to beat those toads!" Bowser said, "Easy as taking a shit" Larry said, "I was constipated for the last week" Iggy said, "I don't care" Larry said, "Iggy, You go first then bang'em" Larry said, "What?, No!, i wanna do that with my girl" Iggy said, "What?, i meant beat the shit out of them" Larry said,
As Iggy ran and went Chris brown all over them, "Path is clear" Iggy said, As they walked in the castle and beat the guards and went to Mario's room,
"Larry?, Iggy?, Bowser!" Mario said, "Wassup G!" Iggy said, "What is up M!" Larry said "What do you want" Mario asked, "we want to kill you!" Bowser shouted, "Come try!" Mario said,
"Boys, it's time for a fight!" Bowser said, "Let's go!" Iggy said, "Remember everything i taught you, and let's beat up Mario" Bowser said,
As Bowser ran to Mario and tackled him!, "Oh!, Ow!" Mario said in pain, As Larry jumped on Mario's face!, Mario got up and tried to fight back, He punched Iggy, But the punch wasn't strong enough to knock him down, So Iggy striked back with a kick to the stomach, "Oh!" Mario shouted in pain, Bowser held up Mario and punched him, The punch was so strong, Mario flew to the wall leaving a crack on it, "This is easy!" Bowser said,
But Mario would get up and kick Bowser, Larry would strike from behind and punch Mario on his neck, Mario shouted in pain as he fell to the ground feeling defeated, As Bowser and his two kids started kicking him non-stop on his face, stomach, legs, At this point, Mario was done,
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Mario was unconscious, "We did it boys!" Bowser said, As they took him to Bowser's castle.
