Super Mario Bros 3

Bowser's Plan

Bowser was sitting on his throne in the Bowser castle, He was just relaxing, It was quiet, calm, he could even hear the wind blowing outside, He took a deep breath, "Wow, what a beautiful day" Bowser said, 

Suddenly, All his kids barged in, They interrupted Bowser's peace, 

"What!" Bowser shouted, The Koopalings started to talk and chat all at the same time, This was very annoying for Bowser, As Bowser couldn't handle it anymore, "STOP!" He shouted,

The Koopalings stopped talking as they heard Bowser shouting, 

"Listen!, Just one day!, i want some goddamn peace for one flipping day!" Bowser shouted,

"Okay, Dad, i got a question" Roy asked, "(Sighs), What?" Bowser calmed down and said, "Well, we want to have a good life, so you know, like i'm in my last year of high school, so i want some money to enter college" Roy said, "Listen Roy, you ain't going to college, you're future is with me!, All of you!, you will stay with me until we get the princess, and that's not it!, i have to marry her, so if Mario that stupid fat-ass Italian dummy!, tries to get her back, i can press charges and put his dirty ass in jail!" Bowser explained,

"So, you want us to get the princess, then i can go on and become a rapper?" Larry asked, "Yes!" Bowser said, 

"Then, we need a plan!" Iggy said,

"Here is a plan!" Larry said,

"Larry, just one question... What the F**K is this?" Ludwig asked, "This is... a plan" Larry answered, "This isn't a plan, you drew most of us and wrote a bunch or shit around us... like you spelled lots of things wrong, steal is spelled S-T-E-A-L, and princess is spelled P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S" Ludwig said, 

"We need a real plan!" Bowser said, 

"We all go to the mushroom kingdom, we beat the beat the hell out of the guards then beat the shit of of Mario, steal the princess then escape" Iggy said,

"That isn't even a real plan, how do we beat up all of those people, how do we steal the princess and how do we escape!?" Ludwig asked,

"Guys... i got a plan" Bowser said,

"Listen... we need to think here, Me and Larry are friends with Luigi, we can use him-" Iggy said, "But how?" Iggy asked, "Just listen, we can offer him a million koopa coins or even more!, then he will do anything for money, then we use him to help us steal the princess, so this is an advantage because Luigi is very strong, so after we steal the princess, we can keep Luigi or let him go" Bowser explained the plan,

"That, is actually a plan!" Ludwig, "But we have to decide how to steal the princess" Iggy said, "We walk up to her room then grab her and flirt with her and do some things" Bowser said,

"What things?" Ludwig asked, "Adult things like touching each other's genitals" Bowser said, "That's nasty!" Larry said, "Let's do this plan!" Bowser said,

Bowser and the Koopalings went to the mushroom kingdom, they stood a few meters away from the castle, hiding in bushes, they discussed how to do this, They planned by Larry and Iggy to go and get Luigi, While Morton and Roy to take out the guards, the others would help too, as they entered the castle, they found Princess Peach walking,

"Get her!" Bowser shouted, "How?, do we jump on her?, tackle her?" Ludwig asked, "No!, just run up and grab, this is my future wife, don't hurt her!" Bowser said, As the koopalings did what their dad said,

While Iggy and Larry were trying to get to Luigi's room, They arrived, they talked to Luigi and tried to convince him to join them, "So, you want me to join you... and serve you?" Luigi asked, "Well, the first part is right" Iggy said, "So, I'll join you... what's in it for me?" Luigi asked, "Girls" Iggy said, "What, No!, Money" Larry said, "Money?..., I do need money... But I can't join you" Luigi said, "Why not?" Larry asked, "Because then I would be against my brother and I don't want that" Luigi said, "Well, we tried" Iggy said, 

But then, A scream was heard from the princess, "What was that?" Luigi asked, "It's probably Princess peach and Mario in the bedroom" Iggy said, "The absolute most inappropriate thing to say" Larry said, "Is the princess okay?" Luigi asked, "How the hell am I supposed to know?" Iggy asked, "I'll go check" Luigi said,

As he ran out of his room, He saw all the other koopalings and Bowser kidnapping princess peach, He ran to tackle Bowser but the koopalings tackled him first, Luigi got up and started to fight them, but the koopalings were too strong, 

Mario heard what was going on and ran out his room to help Luigi, they both fought the koopalings, while this was happening, Bowser got away, 

The koopalings were too strong and were able to beat the Mario bros,

The Koopalings followed Bowser to the Koopa kingdom,

Some time later, they woke up, with all their blood on the floor,

When Mario woke up, he found Luigi sitting and he was sad, he walked close to him, "Luigi, what's wrong?" Mario asked, "Mario, you know what's wrong" Luigi said while crying, "Listen don't cry, now tell me what's wrong?" Mario asked,

"Okay... well, I failed to save the princess" Luigi said, "You failed?, no... Luigi never fails" Mario said, "what do you mean?, I just failed to save the princess" Luigi said, "Yeah, they were a total of 7 enemies, we are just 2, there was no way we could beat them" Mario said, "Well, what do we do now?" Luigi asked, "We go and save the princess" Mario said, 

So they got prepared, the cleaned themselves, they planned a way to get back the princess and moved!,