𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥: 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝓎 𝒞𝓇𝓎 (HH x NeroMaleReader)

Masquerade

[The episode begins with Angel Dust showing a porno of him since it's show and tell day. It cuts to Sir Pentious, Y/n, and Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed and Niffty rather interested.]

Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a Sex-x-xi award.

Charlie: It's, uh... Very... Honest?... Oh. [Charlie turns away, nauseous and tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.]

Y/n: I think I'm gonna need bleach for this.

Vaggie: Ew.

[Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen before turning her head away to avoid watching with her hand covering her mouth this time.]

Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.

Y/n: *covering his eyes* I agree.

[Vaggie tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen. She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.]

Vaggie: Angel, what the fuck?

Angel Dust: What? You said was show-and-tell day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.

[Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.]

Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

Angel Dust: *laughs pissed off* Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?

Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?

Angel Dust: *Gasps* Fuck you! This is classy art! *Gestures with two hands at the TV screen*

Husk: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. But I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point.

*Gestures to Sir Pentious* That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep.

*To Charlie* Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.

Charlie: What?! No, I-- What? Pfffft, no, no. *Vaggie just stares at her silently.*

Husk: *to Vaggie.* This one. *She turns her attention away from Charlie and scowls at Husk, growling under her breath.* Judges everyone and everything because she hates herself.

[Vaggie frowns before groaning.]

Husk: *to Y/n* And Him. He doesn't drink much so I know fuck all about him. But I bet he has shit to complain. *Gestures to Niffty who smiles mischievously.* And Niffty? Hehhh... You don't even want to know what her deal is.

[Husk drinks from his bottle of whiskey/wine he is holding as Angel laughs and kicks his legs.]

Angel Dust: You weren't kidding. Oh ho, wow!

[Angel laughs in front of Vaggie's face briefly while she is still frowning before sitting himself down on the couches arm.]

Angel Dust: Kitten's got claws.

[He gestures claws with his hand while looking to the side at Husk flirtatiously, causing his eyes to widen and his eyebrows to raise at that. Angel places his hand underneath Husks' chin, turning his head to face him closely as his hand adjusts against his cheek with his other holding the bottom of Husks' hand.]