𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥: 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝓎 𝒞𝓇𝓎 (HH x NeroMaleReader)

Hello Rosie!

[The episode begins with Vaggie, Y/n, Nifty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge. Y/n and Vaggie talk to each other for a moment.]

Vaggie: So... you knew.

Y/n: I mean it was pretty obvious with the eye, the spear, and the military-like attitude. 

Vaggie: So why didn't you say anything?

Y/n: Two reasons. One, I didn't want to assume. Two, you seem to really hate the exorcists so I thought maybe you were running from something you didn't want to bring up. I should know, I was once ashamed of myself too... *looks at his arm*

Vaggie: Oh...

Y/n: But seeing what happened back in Heaven, maybe I should've said something sooner. Sorry.

Vaggie: No. It's ok... Thank you... for keeping it a secret. *She nudges Y/n with her shoulder*

Y/n: it was the least I could do. *nudges back*

Vaggie: So... how are you holding up? After...

Y/n: Finding out Credo has angelic powers? Still a bit shaken up but... after being in Hell for a while, a guy gets numb at some point to weird shit happening. All I hope is that Kyrie is left out of this. Don't want her to see her big brother and little brother fighting, right?

Vaggie: Right...

[The two finish their talk and Nifty appears out of nowhere.]

Niffty: So, like where are your wings?

Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--

[Vaggie's sentence is cut off by Angel Dust.]

Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

Y/n: Damn, really Angel?

[Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt]

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

Vaggie: *sighs* Any other questions?

Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--

Angel Dust: Liars?

Vaggie: ...difficult. 

Y/n: She's trying her best.

Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

Y/n: Hey man, keep that to yourself, Charlie's already feeling guilty as it is. 

[Husker looks dismissive but understands]

Angel Dust: And where is Miss Fearless Leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.

Alastor: Hmm.

[Alastor vanishes into black smoke.]

Y/n: Wait... where the fuck is he goin'?

[The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with Tissues. Alastor reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.]