Book of Randomness

Cockroach vs Me

Holy shit this cockroach literally crawled on my face in my bedroom and we had like this bar fight cus I grabbed a shoe and was tryna hit it while it was FUCKING FLYING all over the place

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Sooo I was tryna whack it but the things hitbox must be glitched or something cus I swear I hit it but it literally just kept flying and being a really annoying cockroach

And then I pulled out the bug spray and one shot it.

Lesson learned: Always use super-effective moves

(holy shiiiittt theres another one in my kitchen wtf)