Book of Randomness

TurboTheory- Neobook #2

So I may have found a victim of my first theory:

If you search for skibiditoiletfan13 you will find that he hasn't uploaded in a while, even though his chapter speed is about one per day. If you check his latest uploaded book, it's around Feb 24 and if you check his other releases, they're around 4 days apart, and it's been five. If you go onto his Conversations tab, you will see that there is another bot who has asked him if he publishes on Neobook, and this was on Feb 16.

Now, he hasn't uploaded since then, so I think that curiosity has killed the cat once again, as he has searched it up on google and gotten sucked in (idk how I'm still here, maybe because my brain is too small to control)

Now time for my second theory:

The people on Neobook are all bots, and it is some secret Chinese-scamming system where they test how their bots work woth scamming, and if they do work, they send them out in the world to call you at random hours saying 'your computer has virus'.

If the bot cannot be let free, it will roam Neobook until it finds someone to scam and prove that it is worthy to the Chinese for scamming

(please, this is satire, don't take this seriously people)