Aiden: (Gesturing to the campers of S2) WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY! WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS!
Aiden: (Praying) KUMBAYA, MY LORD~
Gabby: Ugh, I have no friends.
Dan: AHEM! Bitch what am I?
Dan: A roach?
Trevor: Peel the avocado~
Trevor: Peel the avocado~
Trevor: GUAC-AMOLE~~ GUACA-CAMOLE~~
Miriam: Everybody has a gay cousin.
Jake: Bitch, I don't have a gay cousin.
Miriam: .....
Jake: (Realizes something) Wait, Oh shit. I am the gay
Jake: OH MY GOD
Tom: What's the scariest movie you've ever watched?
Alec: IT.
Drew writes: Annabelle.
Ellie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Aiden: (Vaping in a party while music is playing.)
James: (Seeing the whole thing.) Wow.
Kai: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "FRE SH A VOCADO"
Kai: (Laughs) "FRE SH A VOCADO"!
Lill: The royal pooscrubber could use a gingerbeer.
Nick: Back to work peasant!
Lill: (Death Glares at Nick)
Nick: (Frightened) I mean...Carry on.
Oliver: STORY TIME!
Oliver: (Narrating) And that's when they became horribly lost~
Riya: Are we lost?
Karol: No.
Oliver: She lied.
Karol: Stop it.
Gabby: Where are you going?
Nick: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on my way.
Fiore: Tom, Wake up!
Tom: (Half asleep) Five more minutes....
Fiore: You've been in a coma for two years!
Tom: ......
Tom: Okay, Two more minutes...
Gabby: You're my super best friend too, Ellie.
Alec: Oh, That's so sweet, you guys. You guys wanna get a room so you can make out for a while?
Alec: Heh heh.
James: And what can you do, My effeminate fellow?
Yul: I can suck your dick.
James: (Shocked look) HA!
James: (Stern) No!
Yul: (Scoffs) Your loss.
Drew writes: You look mentally ill.
Nick: I am, Let's go.
Trevor and Derek: (Chilling in the hot tub)
Oliver: Two bros~
Oliver: Chilling in a hot tub~
Oliver: Five feet apart, cause they're not gay~
Kai: Having a nice, calm, quiet-(Cut off)
Lake: (Distant) KAI!!!!!
Dan: Yo! A 20!
Nick: GIMME THAT!
Nick: Don't you pick up stuff off the ground!
Nick: Do you know how many germs this could have?
Nick: (Puts the dollar in his pocket) The hell's wrong with you?!
Ally: I BET YOU I CAN HIT THIS NOTE!
Tess: NO NO NO! PLEASE DON'T!
Ally: (Hitting the high note) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~
Tess: (Covering her ears.)
Emily: I am Emily, and I would like to start off by saying....
Emily: I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES, EVERYONE SIT DOWN!
Emily: AND FIORE, I HEARD ABOUT YOU! TRY ME!
Trevor: Derek, There's a monster under my bed.
Derek: Trevor, there's no such thing as- (Goes under the bed.)
Gabby: LONG DICK STYLE! >:D
Derek: (Moves away from the bed) Okay, We're moving.
Fiore: Hewwo.
Gabby: Hihiiii!!!!
Kai: Greetings, Humans.
Dan: Three kinds of people.
Lake: I want pudding.
Dan: Four kinds of people.
Aiden: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!
Dan: Five kinds of people.
That's all for these incorrect quotes.
I really gotta get the S2 cast involved a bit more one day.
See ya.
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