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Tom: Father, I have sinned.
Jake: Daddy, I've been naughty.

Fiore: (Walking into Alec and Nick's bedroom in the middle of the night.) I had a bad dream.
Nick: What was it about?
Alec: No, don't ask them that!
Nick: Why not?
Alec: Cause she'll answer!

Yul: When you grow up, Maybe you'll be as cool as me.
Sofia: If you're so cool, how come you never had a girlfriend?
Yul: (Leaves)

(S1 ep 1 challenge in a nutshell)
Gabby: (Gets splatted) OUCH! (Screams in fake agony) I'M DYING! OH, I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!! (Mutters giberish.) I'm dying..!!
Drew, writing while narrating: It's been months....
Gabby: DID I MENTION I'M DYING?!
Drew: (Narrating) It's been months.
Gabby: SEARING PAIN!!! OH, THE PAIN!!
Drew: (Narrating) It's.... (Interrupted by Gabby)
Gabby: (Dramatic screaming) AAAHHH!!! DYING!! DYING!! WHY NOWWW????!!!!! I HAD SO MUCH TO ALMOST LIVE FOOOORRRR!!!!!
Drew: -_-

James: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay, that I forgot that I'm actually bi.

Drew writes: Tom?
Tom: Yes?
Drew writes: When should I be expecting my testicles?
Derek: (Stares at the rest) What is wrong with him?

Nina: Smack cam!
Emily: (Turns around to face Nina) BITCH, I HOPE YOU DO, YOU'LL BE Q DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!!

Grett: Self-Care is surpressing all your trauma until it comes back full force and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Kristal: What makes you all smile?
Rosa Maria: Friends and family.
Aiden: Snacks.
James: Victory and sucess.
Lake: Face muscles.

Emily: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Derek: Can't relate.
Trevor: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Kai: (Being high) A human called me a possum... I am NOT a possum!

Lake: We're going to a candy store?!
Aiden: No, It's nighttime, Candy stores are closed!
Lake: WE'RE GONNA ROB A CANDY STORE?!

Ashley: What did you do?
Jake: ........
Ashley: What?
Jake: (Mumbles) Sucked dick on accident...
Ashley: How the fuck?

Ally: Ugh..
Hunter: What's wrong?
Ally: My foot's asleep.
Hunter: I know how to wake it up. (Plays an alarm clock.) AHAHAHAHHAA!!!

Have some incorrect quotes to cheer you guys up from those sad angsty HCs.

Byeee~

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