Favorite DC Voiceover Quotes

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Okay, I saw the Disventure Camp Voiceover and I have to admit, I had to do it because it was too hilarious.

Here are my favorite lines so far.

"You wanna suck this watermelon, you fucking bad boy?"-Jake.

(CONVERSATION PART)
"I'm about to kick their asses for outnumbering us. This is fucking bullshit"-Ellie

"I couldn't really give a fuck, Because I hate yelling"-Alec

"I wanna talk to Gabby, but that big bitch Grett wouldn't let me"-Ellie

"Oh, That's a shame, Take a cookbook"-Alec.
(END PART)

"Cookbook"-Alec.
"Fine"-Ellie
"Cookbook"-Alec.

"YOU BARELY DID SHIT AND YOU WHINE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH"-Nick
"SHE'S LYING"-Will

"Fuck you Will, You didn't make a good decision, You should have taken a cookbook"-Alec

"Everybody on this team can eat shit and die."-Ellie

"GUYS, WE HAVE A CRISIS, GRANDMA STOLE MY LAPTOP AND WON'T LET ME WATCH COCOMELON"-Jake
"Go to Gabby, Maybe she can help. Grett."-Tom
"I SHOULD SHOW GRANDMA THAT I'M A BIG BOY"-Jake

"You didn't hurt me, You STAB ME IN THE TITTIES, STUPID BITCH"-Gabby

"I'M A SHOWER HEAD, BRRRRR"-Gabby

"Alright Team, So it's time to-Lill, Lill, Lill, YOU KNOW WHAT, GO I'M DONE!"-Trevor

"Just two guys, chilling on a canoe, yeah yeah yeah~"-Jake
"WE'RE OUTNUMBERED, JAKE"-Tom.

"We didn't even do anything wrong either, You just RANDOMLY picked a FUCKING DAY, EENIE MEENIE MINEY MOE, TODAY'S THE DAY I BE A FUCKING HOE"-Tom
"It's not my fault that you guys are so fucking flawed"-Ellie.
"I'm sorry, I don't know what the hell that word means, Could you say it in HOE terms?"-Jake
"OH KISS MY BUSSINESS WOMAN ASS JAKE"-Ellie.

"SHE RANDOMLY PICKED A FUCKING DAY, MONDAY!"-Tom.

"JAMES, YOU BETTER NOT DO CRAZY SHIT, YOU HEAR ME?!"-Aiden.
"Don't worry Aiden, I'm gonna do crazy shit~"-James.
"N O"-Aiden.

"Maybe if you turn the fucking caps lock off, maybe you can understand what people are saying"-Ashley
"UGGGHHH, LILL IS GONE"-Nick

"I'M GONNA CALL MY DADDY, 9-1-1."-Gabby

"OW, THAT HURT"-Jake
"OH GET OVER IT! UGH"-Nick after Jake hits him in the nuts.

That's all, Just something I wanna show off a bit because the voiceover series is TOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

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