Ellie: (Mimicking Alec and Nick kissing with sock puppets.) And they're both boys. (Continues mimicking them.)
Aiden: I would never wish that upon my worst enemy!
Aiden: Unless, Of course, we're talking about my worst enemy Riya, Fuck you Riya, We know what you did.
Tess: In the back of my mind~
Gabby: Back of my mind~
Tess: You died~
Gabby: I killed you~
Jake: Uhm... Hey Ashley? I burned the water.
Ashley: Jake, How the FUCK did you burn the water?
Riya: First of all, You are nothing but a trashy ass hoe.
Aiden: 💀
Riya: Second of all, you can suck dick.
Nina: *Meow*
Grett: And when you look at me, The only memory, Is us kissing in the moonlight~
Yul: WHAT THE FUCK, WHO ARE YOU?!
Trevor: Are you having a depressive episode?
Derek: A depressive episode? I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
(Alec finding out what Nick's parents did.)
Alec: (Pulls out a shotgun) I just wanna talk to them.
Nick: W-Why do you have a shotgun?
Alec: I just wanna talk to them.
Nick: ALEC, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!! (Alec keeps saying I just wanna talk to them.)
Lake: Croissants: Dropped
Hunter: Road: Works ahead
Ally: BBQ Sauce: On my titties
Kai: Shavacado: Fre
James: Miss keisha: fuckin dead.
Yul: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Trevor: (Singing) I don't want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing that I need-
Fiore: A family.
Grett: A better love life.
Gabby: Mental stability.
Connor: (Clueless and Concerned) Bagels?
(SORRY FOR THOSE WHO ARE OFFENDED BY THIS JOKE.)
Yul: Not to be racist or anything... But asian people suuuhhhhcckkk.
Tom: (Getting his hair dyed by Jake and Drew) As long as it's not...not like blue or pink bro.
Jake and Drew: O_O!!!
Ashley: (Gesturing to a bunch of honking geese) LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!!!
Gabby: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there is nothing there?
Aiden: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Gabby:.....
Gabby: *Sobs*
Ellie: You fucking scared her, you idiot.
See ya next time peeps.
And also, Happy Mental Health Awareness Month as well.
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