Incorrect quotes 30 (Ft. OCs)

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Tom and Jake: (Doing their thing)
Nina: Jake was thinking about Tom's breasts.
Jake: (Nervously) Uhm!!
Tom: (Shocked) WHAT?!
Jake: No, No! I wasn't!!

Abigail: Sometimes, I like to pretend that I'm tall, but really I'm just standing in a chair.

Lake: The cemetery is hiring! The cemetery is hiring! DON'T MIND IF I FUCKING DO!!!

Emily: What's your favorite memory in high school?
Tyler: LEAVING. FUCKING. LEAVING.

Bruno: What time is it?
Luna: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.
Luna: (Blasts the saxophone)
Xavier: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!
Luna: It's 2 am.

(Zander suffering a mental breakdown cuz of Yul in a nutshell)
Zander: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!

Ally: Hey Karol, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Ally: Always, coming, from, take, me, down.
Karol: Never, going, to, give, you
Karol: The fucking satisfaction.

Fiore: Good morning, as you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Alec and Fiore: ..........
Alec: Please, go back to bed.

Elise: Great news, I got the reports in, on time!
Arabella: It is such a relief I could kiss you!
Elise: Heh.
Arabella: Seriously, Elise, I could kiss you!
Elise: ....
Arabella: (Groans) Please let me kiss you...!!!

Yul: (Doing his thing)
Tenki: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Yul: WHAT?!
Tenki: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!
Yul: YUL!
Tenki: FUCK YOU YUL!
Yul: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Tenki: TENKI!
Yul: FUCK YOU TENKI!
Tenki: FUCK YOU!
Yul: FUCK YOU!
Tenki: Hey, wanna know what I did last night?
Yul: YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY BROTHER INTO THIS!
Tenki: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID?!
Yul: YOU BETTER NOT!
Tenki: I built that fire, over there.
Yul: Oh.
Tenki: (Smirks) And I fucked your brother next to it!

Marcus: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Oliver: We were helping Derek write his vows, but they kicked us out because Emily was making innapropriate suggestions.
Emily: How is "Trevor, I love your sweet ass" innapropriate?

Piper: (Bursting in the room) YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
Michael: (Not looking up from their book.) Really, Ulrich? Why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Ayano: Sorry, I'm late to the party, I've been doing things.
Zander: (Comes with an unbuttoned shirt) I got caught up doing things too.
Cerise: Wow, Zander was late too! What a coincidence.

James: From now on, we will be using codenames.
James: You can adress me as "Eagle one"
James: Ally is "Been there, done that"
James: Hunter is "Currently doing that"
James: Lake is "It happened once in a dream..."
James: Rosa is "If I had to pick a dude, gal, enby."
James: And Aiden is....
James: Eagle two.
Aiden: Oh, Thank god.

Ashley: It's pretty cold, outside... Wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Will: (Blushing) Okay....
Derek: It's fucking summer.

Dante: Are you really planning to shoot a demon?
Karmen: Don't worry, It's a holy gun.
Dante: How so?
Karmen: It makes holes.

Rumor: Name me one, blue food.
Mila: Blueberries.
Adrian: Blueberries.
Tyler: Blueberries.
Rumor: BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!

Thank you for sticking around for some Incorrect quotes, and I'll see ya next time.

Rumor, Luna, Xavier and Bruno-DRDCRDR

Adrian, Dante, Ulrich, Michael, Piper, Ayano, Zander and Abigail-Werewolf1363

Mila, Elise and Arabella-imnotthebestgirl

Tyler, Tenki and Cerise-Me.

Bye.

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