SOLARBALLS ONESHOTS

HEADCANONS.

Hey y'all- Sorry if I've been inactive for a long time. I SRSLLY CAN'T DO SCHOOL AND WRITE AT THE SAME TIME 😭😭😭

But I'll try to update more ^_^

ANYWAYS enjoy my headcanons!

Am still working on the human designs-

And yes, I'm also adding Iris

-Venus has a soft spot for Earth :3 (HEHEHEH COME OUT VEARTH SHIPPERS)

-Earth and Luna sees Jupiter and Saturn as their parent figure

-GENDERFLUID EARTH AND LUNA SUPREMACY (THEY BE DOING THE HE/THEY SHE/THEY SWAGGG) (I honestly don't know if I should just make Earth and Luna use any pronouns or just She/They and He/They-)

-Sun is bipolar (Might be canon???)

-Earth is weak af (Istg IF THERE'S ANY COMMENTS ABT EARTH BEING AN UWU BOY THAT NEED THEIR ALPHA BAD BOY TO PROTECT THEM IM JUMPING OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW-)

-ALSO EARTH CAN DEFEND HIMSELF THEY JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT PROPERLY. HE CLEARLY KNOWS MARTIAL FUCKING ARTS. HE JUST CANT FIGHT PROPERLY.

-Jupiter sometimes neglects his moons without him noticing

-Earth would always take care of Callisto and IO if Jupiter is neglecting his moons

-Luna likes to play with Earth's hair :D

-Saturn only likes Titan because he's similar to Earth (Inspired by the Broken AU on TikTok! ^_^)

-Venus would always allow Earth to play with his hair

-Luna used to have long hair before the moon revolution started

-Mars acts like a father figure to his moons

-Saturn spent restless hours trying to memorise his moons names

-Mercury is fast as fu-

-Mercury likes to collect asteroids as a habit

-Neptune is very silly XP

-Uranus actually has a doodle book where he would just draw random stupid doodles in it

-Neptune was the one that gave him the doodle book :D

-Neptune likes to count asteroids in his free time

-Iris (In some of my AUs) is basically just a sassy badass bitch instead of being an evil expired boiled egg (The only Iris hc you'll get for today since I'm lazy as fu-)

-Earth calls Luna "Loony"

-IO calls Callisto "Cally"

-Triton actually once had a nightmare where he decided to bring the rest of Neptune's moons in the revolution. When the revolution won, Saturn and Jupiter found out and he had to watch the rest of the moons get turned into rings including his little siblings

-Uranus can actually heal other planets when there's still enough time

-MARS IS AN ALIEN AND HE IS KINDA SPACEY

-Mars wears his jacket around his waist coz slay

-Every planet has a symbol including Earth and Luna, but Earth is the only one that can't activate their symbol

-Earth can grow flowers due to his atmosphere, but they don't last really long if Earth suddenly let go of it

-Mars once got confused between Phobos and Deimos

-Earth would usually speak in German, Russia, Tagalog, or Greek when he's pissed off

-Greek is actually Earth's main language

OKAYYY that's all for today, but I'll probably might make a part 2 of this.. BUTTT HERE'S SOMETHING ABT COLLISIONS IN MY AU!

So basically collisions are much more different here. I would mostly see people making Proto-Earth and Earth as the same person, so I thought... 'HMM.. You know what? I'm not like the others. LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT MUCH MORE DIFFERENT. "

So basically, Earth and Luna are just a recarination of Proto and Theia. When Theia crashed into Proto, Proto was first and then Theia was second. Recarination only happens when either two planets collide or if the core is still in good shape and if enough asteroids manages to build up on it then ✨P O O F✨ recarination.

Well, that's all that I can tell you guys for now! I'll make a part of this if I can! So for now.. Love you, my lil puppets!

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