MORE HEADCANONS AND SHIT

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Yup.. More headcanons cause I'm losing motivation to write-

Also TW: Self-harm is mentioned, but not in a brutal way I guess-

-Jupiter is blind af and can't see without his glasses

-Due to light pollution, Earth's vision is slowly getting worse and worse, but refuses to wear glasses

-Mars and Venus would always fight over Earth 👍

-Sun actually got trauma when Earth tried to fly into him

-Neptune likes to do dangerous shit even though he doesn't know that he's doing dangerous shit

-Uranus always tries to stop Neppy boi doing dangerous shit

-Mercury stands up for others more than he stands up for himself

-OKAY HEAR ME OUT ABOUT EARTH AND MERCURY BEING THE GLASS CHILD.

-Mercury and Earth's friendship is slowly growing

-Earth once tried go into the Kuiper Belt, but Neptune managed to stop him

-Earthquakes is basically Earth having a panic fucking attack

-Luna started to love black cats when Earth made her a plushie of one

-When Earth showed the Sunflower to Sun he immediately loved it, but flowers sadly don't last long in space, but he still loved it tho and Earth gave Sun a necklace of a sunflower (Don't ask how it didn't burn it just didn't cause logic doesn't always have to make fucking sense)

-Luna's necklace is a moonflower which is also made by Earth!

-SUN IS SECRETLY A SUNNY SIDE UP EGG 😱😱😱 /J

-Sun bun is Agender :3

-Luna hates leaving Earth alone because she's worried that he will try to go 🌎👉🌞 again

-Mother nature is destroying herself. No- like.. She's actually destroying herself- Okay, I'm trying to say Earth does... Uhhh.. You already know by the tw-

-Saturn knows how to design clothes and dresses SLAYYY

-FUN FACT: Earth being weak is a hint about Earth not being named by a goddess/god :D

-TRANS VENUS TRANS VENUS TRANS VENUS TRANS VENUS AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHAGAHEJXOGHEOFMWORKJDWKENKSHCSH

-Earth and Luna are Bi-Siblings

-NEPTUNE HAS BRAIN FUCKING DAMAGE /J

-Mars is one of those guys who can be mean and kind at the same time

-EARTH THE MULTILINGUAL PLANET

-Saturn started to hate his rings and became insecure of it when he found out about it

-STRICT PARENT BUT HAS A KIND HEART (core) JUPITER🔛🔝

-Saturn always preasures himself whenever he forgets a moons name

-Off topic, BUT I FUCKING HATE HOW THE MOONS LEFT SATURN JUST BECAUSE HE COULDN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. LIKE IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THAT HE CANT MEMORIES HIS 192388382738387382I32728 MOONS NAMES.

-Most of the accessories Jupiter and Saturn wears are actually gifted from Earth :)

-VENNY BOI HAD TO WITNESS HIS FUTURE LOVER DIE (Proto-Earth) JUST TO GET RECARINATED AND HAVE NO MEMORIES OF HIM.

-Earth and Luna are both left handed

-NEPTUNE, EARTH, AND URANUS THE BLUEBERRY TRIO

-Saturn's favorite flower is the Dahlia flower, so Earth made him a Dahlia clip

-Neptune has bad hand writing

-Neptune likes to doodle random stupid things on a canvas

-Uranus would always compliment his doodles

-Saturn and Jupiter would always read together

Alrighty that's all for todays headcanons!

I sneezed so fucking loud that I woke up my whole family-

Anyways.. Love you, my lil puppets! <3

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