Okay, first things first, the intelligence of a person does not "turn me on." Stuff like that doesn't-
Second of all, I respect smart people A LOT. I hate the smart ones who brag all the time. That will drive me away.
Idiots are freaking adorable. Sometimes. Depends on how dumb they are lol. When one of my crushes says something dumb and then fixes themselves and says sorry, I think it's cute.