Reputation: Would you love me if I was a snake?
1989: Isn't it a worm?
Reputation: I will never be a worm. That's gross— I wouldn't even love myself if I was worm.
Lover: If you're anything like William Snakespeare, of course
Reputation: Eat it, Midnights!
Midnights: 89 has a fear of worms. Of course, she wouldn't love me if I was one
1989: Aw, but I would try
Midnights: I'll take it
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1989, enters RED's room winded and messy: Please take your girlfriend, she's fucking crazy
RED: Yeah, but she's such cute
1989: I'm not going on another boat with her again. Next time, ask Folklore or wait until you're not sick anymore.
Evermore, entering the room with a smile: There you are dear. *kisses RED on the head* Oh, and thank you for accompanying me 89. I had fun.
1989, finally seeing what RED meant: Sure, anytime
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Fearless: I think we're missing something.
Debut: Teamwork?
Speak Now: Cohesion?
RED: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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*1989's helping Midnights out after she gets injured, while the others are watching*
Reputation: How does Midnights look?
1989: A little better than you, actually.
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RED: Why are Rep and Lover sitting with their backs to each other?
Midnights, eating out of a bag of shredded cheese sitting on the kitchen counter: They had a fight.
RED: Then why are they holding hands?
Midnights, still staring: They get sad when they fight.
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1989: On the count of three, what's your favourite cake? One, two, three-
Speak Now and Fearless, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
RED: Our turn, Eve! One, two, three- vanilla!
Evermore, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Evermore, banging on the door: Reputation! Open up!
Reputation: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Folklore: No, she meant-
Lover: Let her finish.
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1989: How did none of you hear what I just said?
RED: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Midnights: I got distracted about halfway through.
Reputation: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Taylor: Listen, I can explain...
Lover: I'm not doing a tour? Is the fest supposed to replace that?
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
