Taylor Swift Albums

22. incorrect quotes

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Fearless: I choose to waive that right!

Fearless: *screaming*

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Evermore, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

RED: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?

Evermore: I have depression, what do you think?

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Speak Now: Why are you late?

Folklore: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Speak Now: Overslept?

Folklore: Overslept.

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Midnights: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

TTPD: But you do know better.

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Lover: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Midnights.

Midnights: I hate myself.

Lover, rolling up her sleeves: Alright bitch, square up.

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Debut: Please just drive straight

Reputation: Hey, young lady, watch it.

Lover, looking at her hands, her pinkies raised: Sorry, my pinkies go up when I'm excited.

Reputation: It's fine, babe, it's cute.

Reputation: *glares and points at Debut in the backseat*

Debut: I meant she was swerving!

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Midnights: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

TTPD: You know, I’m not really a jewellery person.

Midnights: You don’t have to wear…

TTPD: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Cop: You ran a red light.

TTPD: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

TTPD: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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Evermore: Die.

Folklore: Please don't die!

Evermore: DIE!

Folklore: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

RED, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Midnights, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together, and Folklore wants Evermore to accept it as their family.

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TTPD: Mid, you’re such a genius!

Midnights: Yes, I know.

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RED: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Evermore: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.