Midnights: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
TTPD: What is that?
Midnights: it’s a keyboard smash
TTPD: How do I do it?
Midnights: just press anything
TTPD: 7
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Lover, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader!
Reputation: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.
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1989: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Midnights: Burn the house down.
1989: And what did you do?
Midnights: I made dinner.
1989:
Midnights:
1989:
Midnights: And burnt the house down.
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1989: I feel awful about killing you.
Reputation:
1989: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
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Reputation: 89 gets offended by everything.
1989: What did you say about me?!?
Reputation:
Reputation: Case in point.
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Lover, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
TTPD: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Lover: I absolutely fucking do not.
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Fearless: I desire moisture.
1989: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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RED: Speak Now.. I'm gonna cry!
Speak Now: Please don't.
RED, crying: Request denied.
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1989: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead, I have Midnights periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
1989: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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TTPD: Ok, so, apparently, the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Fearless: How would you like to live forever?
Midnights: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
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TTPD, to Midnights: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
TTPD: *throws a brick through the window*
TTPD: Okay, let’s go.
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Reputation: What? I'm not aggressive!
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
