Midnights: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Reputation: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Midnights: Good to know.
1989 & Lover: *visible concern*
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Evermore: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Folklore: Either way, I would appreciate the support.
Evermore: I'll string RED along.
Folklore: Why?
Evermore: She's got the morals, and I'm great at support.
Folklore: Checks out.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Midnights*
Midnights: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me.
Midnights: First off, I'm way taller.
Midnights: Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
1989: THAT IS YOUR CONCERN!? They basically turned into your clone!
Midnights: I've had this nightmare. I'm prepared.
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1989: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
RED: Yes!
Reputation: ... And this knife I found.
Lover: No!
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Evermore: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches
RED: Are you okay?
Evermore: No I'm bitch.
Folklore: She's not okay, look at that atrocious spelling.
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RED: You need professional help.
Evermore: I'm not that bad.
Folklore: Once when you got stabbed, you asked the person if they were flirting with you.
RED: YoU WhAt!?
Evermore: That was before we started dating.
RED: That's not my main concern right now!?
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Lover: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I am great at lying.
Reputation: That's not true, the lying part. You've obviously got gorgeous hair.
Lover: Aw, thanks, darling.
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Fearless: Speak Now! My face is on fire!
Speak Now, running into the room: Are you ok?!
Fearless: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Speak Now: Have you ever heard about cry wolf?
Fearless: I'm familiar, yes. Why?
Speak Now: Just checking.
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction[]SLOW UPDATES[] ▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
