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Lover: Where's Debut, Fearless and Speak Now?

Midnights: They're playing hide and seek.

Lover: Where?

Midnights: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Debut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Evermore: It isn’t smirking at anyone. They’re all just imagining it.

Midnights: Three of us saw it, Evermore. How do you explain that?

Evermore: *points at Midnights* Sleep deprivation. *points at Reputation* Paranoia. *points at Folklore* Delusional personality disorder.

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RED: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right.

1989: Looking right because you left.

Speak Now: Looking up cause you let me down.

Evermore: Looking down cause you fucked up.

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1989: Can I be frank with you guys?

Evermore: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Lover: Can I still be Lover?

Evermore: Shh, let Frank speak.

Reputation: And you two are supposed to be the geniuses?

Midnights: Hush, Frank has something on her heart.

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Midnights: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Lover: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

RED: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Debut: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

1989: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Speak Now: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Fearless: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Evermore: That hurt to hear.

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Midnights: There is no future. there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Lover: ...

Fearless: ...

Debut: ...

Everyone Else At Midnights Surprise Birthday Party: ...

1989: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Midnights, softly: No. Lover can cut it. She's best with keeping even slices

1989: *silently slides the cake over to Lover, who's gently taking the knife from Reputation before she stabs someone*

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*Debut running past the snack table where Lover is standing*

Lover: What do you have?

Debut, giggling like a gremlin: A kNiFe!

Lover, taking off after her: nO!

Reputation turns to Midnights, who's laughing: Why did you give her a knife?

Midnights: I told her to go hide it.

Reputation: Okay, let me rephrase, who's knife did you give to her?

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Midnights: Evermore.

Reputation, running after Lover: Babe, don't touch the knife!

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RED: Truth or dare?

Reputation: Dare.

RED: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Reputation: Hey, 89?

1989, blushing: Yeah?

Reputation: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Lover.

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1989: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Midnights: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

1989: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DIBBLES WITH ME

Lover, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Debut: But it's getting good.

Reputation: Hush child.

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Reputation: Why does Debut look like she's having an existential crisis?

Lover: She took one of those “Which Album Are You?” quizzes

Reputation: And...?

Lover: She got 89.

1989: *trying to calm Debut* I'm not that bad!

Debut: That's not what I'm worried about!

Lover, tiredly: It's been an hour.

Reputation: Good luck.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

RED: Shit.

Speak Now: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Fearless: OH MY GOD, DEBUT FELL OFF!!!

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Fearless: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Reputation: Not if they consent to it.

Evermore: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Lover: YES?!?

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Cop: Have you seen a person named 'Tim Mcgraw' around here?

Evermore: Ugh, yes. She made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Midnights: It looks fine to me?

1989: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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RED, about The Tortured Poets Department: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the house.

Fearless: Are we stealing them?

Speak Now: New or old?

RED: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Fearless: I’m an idiot.

Speak Now: ...

RED: ...

1989: ...

Evermore: ...

Speak Now: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Lover: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

1989: Tubular AF!

Reputation: Mood to the max!

Folklore, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Evermore, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Evermore: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

1989: ... Your what?

Evermore: My friends.

Midnights: Is she saying “friends”?

RED: I think she's being sarcastic.

Reputation: No, no, no, this is delirium. She's cracked from being awake all week. Hey, Eve! All of your friends are in this room.

Evermore: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Lover, trying to be supportive: We're glad, but making friends shouldn't be seen as tasks.

Evermore: How about we first solve this problem then after we discuss my social life?

Folklore: What social life?

Evermore: Do you people want my help or not?

Lover: Yes, please!

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RED: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Midnights: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

1989: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Debut: Hey Lover?

Lover: Yes?

Debut: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Lover: ...

Lover: Where’s 89?

Debut: Not inside a washing machine.

Midnights, from the other room, absolutely panicked: Evermore, why is 89 on your list!? She's only ever hurt men! You monster!!

Evermore, calling from upstairs: She isn't even on my list!

Midnights: I'm too high to stop this death machine!

Lover, pointing at Debut: You girls need to stop bullying 89. She's gonna stop agreeing to look after you. She's still scarred by your strange card game.

Midnights, in an absolute crisis mode: How are these machines legal?!

Lover, rushing to help: I'm on my way, Mid!

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