Taylor Swift Albums

26. incorrect quotes

Midnights: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

1989: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

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1989: Just say when.

Lover: When?

1989: I-

Lover: Now or later?

1989: Oh.

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Debut: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Lover: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Reputation: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

1989: Hey, Rep.

Reputation: GODDAMNIT!

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RED: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough.

Evermore: ...

RED: You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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TTPD: I'm feeling it!

Lover: What are you feeling?

Reputation: Death, probably.

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Evermore: It's only murder if they find the body

RED: What?

TTPD: Until then, it's just a missing person

Folklore: ...they're not wrong

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Reputation: I'm sorry. I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Speak Now: Who would let you do that?

TTPD: Who is going to stop me?

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TTPD: I avoid shit because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in two seconds.

Midnights: I avoid drama not because I'm scared of others but because I'm scared of myself.

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TTPD: So you like cats?

Folklore: Yeah.

TTPD: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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1989: Well, you know what they say: Can’t bake a pie without losing a dozen men!

RED: Who says that?

Midnights: Me.

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Midnights: I'm bored, any suggestions?

1989: Sleeping is nice.

Midnights: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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1989: Would you rather be feared or loved?

TTPD: Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.