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RED: I owe you one.

Evermore: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Lover: Are you sure Rep is even gay? She barely even looked at me.

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Lover: We should get you to a doctor for a check-up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Reputation: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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RED: That was so hot, Evermore.

Evermore: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

RED: I'm so in love with you.

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Reputation: I am so chill. I am the chillest person. I am the epitome of chillness and awesomeness—

Lover: Hi.

Reputation: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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RED: Well, please don’t let Fearless do anything stupid…

Speak Now: Stupid by my standards or yours?

RED:

RED: Stupid by Mother’s standards.

Speak Now: Smart. Fearless will live longer.

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Debut: I'm throwing a party. Who's coming?

Reputation: Aren't you like twelve?

Debut: I'm sixteen

Reputation: Same thing

Speak Now: I'll bring the wine

RED: No, you will not!

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1989: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Midnights: You always act stupid.

Midnights:

Midnights: Wait...

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Reputation: Are you ready to commit?

Evermore: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Reputation: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Lover!

Lover: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Reputation: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Midnights, throwing her head into 1989's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

1989, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Lover: Do you love me?

Reputation: We’re literally married.

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