Taylor Swift Albums

31. incorrect quotes

Evermore: *speaking French*

Debut: I know, I know.

Midnights: You speak French too?

Debut: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Evermore speaks.

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Reputation: I have issues...

1989: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Reputation: With you.

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Lover: Fight me!

Reputation, standing behind her and holding a knife: *mouthing* Do not.

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TTPD: How do you manage to stay so positive?

Lover: Delusion.

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Midnights: Do you play fighting games?

TTPD: Every time I step outside.

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Midnights: Let's play twenty questions.

1989: Sure, I'll go first.

1989: What's your favourite colour?

Midnights, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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TTPD: I can fix him.

1989: Good for you, I can be the only thing he truly fears.

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Lover, writing in her diary with a glittery pen: I'm starting to lose my fucking mind.

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Evermore: Why are you late?

Lover: A wizard is never late, Evermore. Nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.

Reputation: That's... that's Lord of the Rings, Lov.

Lover: Oh.

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Reputation: I could kill you Midnights!

Midnights: If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I could buy a snake.

TTPD: And that would be a big Reputation-take.

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Midnights: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Reputation: So, you're basically a human GPS with no signal.

Evermore: False. GPS satellites orbit the earth and are always available.

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1989: I’m here.

Fearless: Aren't you a little too city girl for a country album?

1989: I’m not a country album, I’m a pop album.

Fearless: I asked for country, not pop.

1989: Fine.

*later*

RED: I'm here!

Fearless: What is this?

1989: The country you asked for.

RED: Well I'm a bit of both.

1989: Best of both worlds.

Fearless: I see what you did there... I'll accept it.