Taylor Swift Albums

25. incorrect quotes

Reputation: You might not know this, Lover, but I am a flawed person.

Lover: I--

Evermore: We do know that.

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Reputation: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Reputation: I must be losing it, I'm quoting 1989.

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Midnights: *types in 1989*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Midnights: How fucking DARE YOU-

Fearless: Midnights is fighting the computer again!

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*at a zoo*

Debut: What are they in for?

Reputation: Debut, this isn't prison.

Debut: So they can leave?

Lover: No, but-

Debut, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Reputation, passing their phone to 1989: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

1989, passing the phone back to Reputation: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

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Reputation: What should I do?

1989: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Reputation: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

1989: Will it kill you to admit we're friends?

Reputation: Absolutely

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1989: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Lover.

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*at the supermarket*

1989: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."

Midnights:

1989:

Midnights: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.

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Reputation: I love you.

Lover, not paying attention: What was that?

Reputation: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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TTPD: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

TTPD: I will not yield.

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Lover: In alcohol’s defence, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober, too.

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Fearless: I type how I think.

Speak Now: Odd that you type at all then.