Folklore: Poet and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Midnights: *Sighing* What did Poet do?
Folklore: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
TTPD: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Lover: You have to apologize to Midnights.
Reputation: Fine.
Reputation: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Lover: Poet, can you pass the salt?
TTPD: *Throws Reputation across the table*
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Midnights: Fitness tip: Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
TTPD: Next time you’re working out, do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Lover: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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1989: Speak Now, keep an eye on Fearless today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Speak Now: Sure, I’d love to see Fearless get punched.
1989: Try again.
Speak Now, sighing: I will stop Fearless from getting punched.
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Fearless: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
1989: Wasn't Midnights with you?
Midnights: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
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RED: We need a distraction.
1989: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Fearless, whispering: My time has come.
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Lover: Why are your tongues purple?
1989: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Midnights: I had a red one.
Lover: oh
Lover:
Lover: OH
Debut:
Debut: You drank each other's slushies?
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RED: Don't worry, I got a plan.
1989: Alright.
RED: TraitorSayWhat?
Speak Now: Excuse me?
RED: What?
1989:
RED:
RED: No wait-
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Evermore: What do you think Poet will do for a distraction?
Midnights: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction[]SLOW UPDATES[] ▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
