Lover: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
RED: How can you still say that?
Lover: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Reputation: I'm going to take you out.
Lover: Great, it's a date!
Reputation: I meant that as a threat.
Lover: See you at five!
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TTPD: Folklore, and I don't use pet names.
Midnights: Alright.
Midnights: Hey, what do bees make?
TTPD: Honey?
Folklore, from the other room: Yes, dear?
TTPD: ...
Midnights: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Midnights: I told Fearless her ears flush when she lies.
1989: Why?
Midnights: Look.
Midnights: Hey, little F!
Fearless: Yeah?
Midnights: Do you love us?
Fearless, covering her ears: No.
1989: That's actually genius.
Midnights: You could say I'm a mastermind
1989:
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*The squad is getting into the car*
Lover: I'm driving.
Speak Now, out of view: Shotgun!
Fearless, turning to face Speak Now: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Speak Now: WOAH-
Speak Now, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! *loads gun* And I want the front seat!
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Lover: How's the sexiest person here?
Reputation: I don't know, how are you?
Lover, flustered: I-
TTPD, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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RED: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Midnights: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
TTPD: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Midnights: Good thinking.
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Fearless: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.
Speak Now: Just rip the bandage off.
Fearless: It's Debut.
Speak Now: Put the bandage back on.
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Midnights: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Debut, amazed: Wow...
Fearless, to Debut: Well, what does that mean?
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction[]SLOW UPDATES[] ▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
