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I don't know why, but I laughed so hard reading this, loved it.
And yeah, of course.
Vladimir is Ukrainian or Russian according to his name tho, but who cares. ;)
I'll do both... just because.
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Do I have to state the obvious? This man bites, he bites you a lot! He's a fucking vampire.Ear lobes and neck mostlyAnywayAll around a fairly well-rounded partner who will treat you right in a simple, low-drama but loving relationship.Always taking pictures of youOk listen...on paper it sounds creepy but it's literally the cutest thing everHas a photo album on his phone dedicated to pictures of youFacetime you constantly when you're not together. You'll brag about how you're gonna order pizza for yourself later and he'll call you when you're eating and this mf has pizza too. He's all like "I wanted to feel like we're together so I got the same thing."
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This guy... 300 IQ but so fucking cute.Fun fact, his name is literally "Yes No" Either you two annoy Uber or Uber and you annoy himLots and lots of cuddlesHe suffers from night terrors, so you usually sleep together, you being the big spoon.He wants you to notice him all the time, when he talks to someone else and you are present he wants to show that he is always right.He would be walking alongside you during one of your hangouts and he would keep glancing down at your hands. "Oh man, it sure is cold out here." He would sigh dramatically. It wasn't as cold as he was making it out to be but you agreed nonetheless and that's really all he needed to hear from you. He then grabs your hand and places it in his jacket pocket to warm you up. Once there, your fingers intertwine and that's when you realize all he wanted to do the entire walk was just hold your hand. He also switches from being on your left side to your right side so the other hand doesn't feel left out hehe.Pins you to a wall or just pins you down whenever he gets the chance.How dare you try to walk past him in the hallway on your way to the bedroom without acknowledging him?
