The school for good and evil react/rate their ships

Tedros x Hester || Hedros / Tester

Dot: PLS. Leave me to mourn...

Beatrix:...what?

Hester: Apparently one of her favorite characters died? Navin or something? Homesick is the webtoon...I think. I don't know. This happened yesterday too when she was mourning for this Tyler Hernandez guy from er, School Bus Graveyard, I think?

Beatrix: Oh.

Anadil: *blinks back tears* It's really heart wrenching.

Hester: YOU TOO?!

Dot: MS. FREAKY BROUGHT BACK GREASY GRESSIL BUT NOT NAVIN??!?!?! 

Anadil: I'm still recovering from what happened to Aiden and Tyler.

Kiko: Oh! You guys read SBG too?

Dot: yeah...

Kiko: You guys got merch?

Dot: *points to a tree* It's all I got.

Anadil: 😨

Sophie: LET'S MOVE ON...

Me: Hello, hello. 

Tedros: WHAT THE FRICK?! 

Agatha: Why do you have a long, fake, gray beard?

Reena: And those...funky robes?

Nicola: Plus the wizard hat. 

Me: I'm a wizard. Ain't that obvious?

Sophie: We can see that. 

Hort: Why are you dressed like this...?

Me: Time for actual house sorting.

Kiko: Are we not gonna rate ships-

Me: SHUSHSHUSUSH. 

Kiko:...

Me: ANYHOO. AHEM. No need for Sorting Hat, it's currently on vacation in Costa Rica. Moving on, Tedros Pendragon! You, come, come child.

Tedros: Not a child but okay...I'm also older than you...

Me: HMMM...INTERESTING...INTERESTING... *strokes chin in a dramatic way*

Tedros: What...???

Me: AHA!!! I see...GRYFFINDOR!! 

Tedros: *suddenly, he's wearing Gryffindor robes* Oh. Cool??

Me: You're in the house for courage, chivalry, nerve, daring, yada yada. 

Tedros: Oh, well, I guess that suits me. 

Me: Yeah....um, Agatha of Camelot! Or Woods Beyond? I honestly don't know and don't care. Come up!

Agatha: Sure. 

Me: UHHHH.....HMMMMM.....THINKING....

Agatha: This is very exaggerating. 

Me: RAVENCLAW! House of intelligence, wit, observation, creativity, yeah yeah. 

Agatha: *in Ravenclaw robes* Cool..? I think I'm pretty smart.

Me: By the way! Happy pride day! It's the international day against homophobia, transphobia, and biphobia!

Dot: Oh yay!

Sophie: That's cool.

Me: ANYHOO moving on. HMM. Hester of Ravenswood! Come up, come up.

Hester: I'm coming, geez, no need to repeat. 

Me: *sighs* Teenagers these days.

Hester: We're literally older than you-

Me: UMM. WHO HERE HAS DA BEARD??