Friday Barnes Spam

The depths of my insanity: Making an entire Year Level but first!

OKAY SO!! from Danger ahead, we know Friday's year level has about 40 students. I'm bumping it up to 50 to be nice and even. I skimmed through the books to find as many cannon characters as possible and I'm filling the rest up with OC's. 

But before that! Here's some notes on skimming the books, next chapter I'll drop the list: 

Book 1: 

- Friday describes Ian as "the beautifully beautiful boy" which I find hilarious since she has such a wide vocabulary. She really was shocked at his beauty <3

- Parker's a low-key bully? Why would you wanna watch a helpless year 7 be tied to a desk??? 

- FIFTEEN MINUTE PRESENTATION????? THAT'S SO ABSURD???? I'm in Year 11 and the most I've had to do was 5???? I've gone over that sure but 15 minutes is insane!! Especially cuz this is like the first month of school?? 

- Ian's dumbass got scared by a fake yeti what a loser 😭 also "I heard two young boys screaming" YOU'RE A YEAR 7 LMFAO?? 

- Trea's so petty shes hilarious. "Scholarship girl" GO TO BED OH MY GOODNESSSS LMAOOO

- 12 year old Friday planning on how shes gonna catch a yeti and then telling Melanie she needs to go back and tell everyone if she gets kidnapped is hilarious and melanie being so into it??? cuties

- Justice for Mr Franklin who I think is never mentioned again after this book. Quite a few teachers are mentioned actually then never again. 

- Ian was SO locked in on torturing friday he's so annoying. Him listening in on her during woodwork? boy back tf up 

- Spratt enjoys naming teachers with B names. You can also tell she lowkey doesn't give a fuck about any of them considering they'll gone after this book. 

- Justice for Mr snudgrass who got replaced by Mr pilcher as the groundskeeper

-Friday and Ian are some of the stupidest people I've ever seen, like no wonder Ian didn't have any friends he was such a LOSER

- Ian saying girls are stupid is so out of character </3 not MY ian but don't get me started

- the entirety of page 233 is so funny like deadass wtf is going on.

Book 2: 

- ian thought he could save himself w that banoffee pudding comment hoe

- Melanie is lwokey a bit annoying in the beginning w her frian stuff.. like ily but mel read the room

- I really wish the whole "hating himself for loving you" concept was expanded upon, that could've been really interesting. 

- I wonder if the J.V Patel on the honour board is related to Rajiv at all. Maybe a grandparent? 

- Friday really don't gaf does she

- NO ONE CARES ABOUT GILEPSIE 

- okay so Mrs Cannon is old enough to have been a teacher when physical punishment was still legal in school and I searched it up for Aus it was only non-legal in private schools in 1985 and in government schools in 2006????? wtf She's also old enough to have taught the vice principal? Meaning shes either SUPER old or the vice principal is SUPER young

- chris is genuinely such a creep even if he wasn't a confirmed ADULT why would a year 10 be talking/flirting with a YEAR 7? EW? 

- idk If it's me overthinking, but him saying "impressive" to her reading a Proust books gives me a "wow you're so mature for your age" vibe and I'm super uncomfortable.