Big Bang Theory (Male Reader X Penny)

Pilot.

Y/N and Sheldon were walking through a corridor

Sheldon: So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved it will, however, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits.

Y/N: Agreed, what's your point?

Sheldon: There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a tee-shirt.

Y/N: I would buy it.

Y/N: Excuse me?

Receptionist: Hang on.

Y/N: One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabakov, twenty-six across is MCM, fourteen down is... move your finger... phylum, which makes fourteen across Port-au-Prince. See, Papa Doc's capital idea, that's Port-au-Prince. Haiti.

Receptionist: Can I help you?

Y/N: Yes. Um, is this the High IQ sperm bank?

Receptionist: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.

Sheldon: I think this is the place.

Receptionist: Fill these out.

Y/N handed back the clipboard

Y/N: Thank you but just one is fine.

The receptionist just shrugged not caring

Receptionist: Oh, don't worry take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh wait.

(They sit with Sheldon to fill in his form while Y/N brings out a book from his bag).

Sheldon: Y/N, I don't think I can do this.

Y/N: What, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.

Sheldon: No. I'm about to commit genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that my sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring, think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.

Y/N: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money, so you can buy Kang's mask.

Sheldon: I know, and I do yearn to be conqueror of the Universe but there's some poor woman who is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve.

Y/N: I'm sure she'll still love him.

Sheldon: I wouldn't.

Y/N: Well, what do you want to do?

Sheldon: I want to leave.

Y/N: Okay.

Sheldon: What's the protocol for leaving?

Y/N: I don't know, I've never helped my friend renege on a proffer of sperm before.

Sheldon: Let's try just walking out.

Y/N: Okay.

Receptionist: Bye.

Sheldon: Bye-bye

Y/N: See you.

They walked out of the building slightly embarrassed for the weird encounter they walked till they stopped in front of a black Audi 2006.

Sheldon: I must say this car is an improvement over your other methods of transportation.

Y/N: I can imagine.

Sheldon: Yes, the other cars that you drive are both over thirty years old and the motorbike is a deathtrap. Did you know there were 4837 deaths last year involving a motorcycle?