The Weekend Vortex

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The stairwell

Raj: Hey, want to spend some time playing the new Star Wars game this weekend?

Y/N: Oh, I don't know. I got kids to raise.

Raj: Come on you need a break.

Y/N: I kind of promised myself I'd get off the computer, be more physically active. Get some exercise.

Howard: You're about to walk up three flights of stairs carrying 50 pounds up the stairs.

Y/N: Are you calling my kids fat?

Howard: No. I was talking about the carrier.

Raj: Either way it's a lot of exercise.

Y/N: Good point, I'm in.

Raj: You know what would be great? Let's do it like the old days.

Y/N: You mean, are you talking gaming marathon?

Raj: Yeah. Start Saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food.

Y/N: I got kids man, I can't do that.

Raj: You could ask Penny to babysit.

Y/N: It's still 48 hours that's a long time.

Howard: Turn off our phones so our moms can't call.

Y/N: It would be like our World Of Warcraft a few years ago when the neighbours called the cops on us.

Howard: They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead.

Raj: We were badass back in the day.

Y/N: All right, let's do it but I'm going to need some breaks.

Howard: 48 hours of Star Wars gaming.

Raj: It's on like Alderaan.

Y/N: Hey, Sheldon, clear your weekend. Starting Saturday morning, Star Wars< marathon

Raj: Woo-hoo!

Sheldon: Movies or video games? Or board game? Or trading card games? Or Lego's? Or dress up? Or comic books? Or dramatic readings of novelizations? Yes to all!

Y/N: We are going to play the online game.

Sheldon: The online game? Bully!

Amy: Gentlemen, as much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy playing intergalactic make-believe, he and I have other plans. We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party.

Sheldon: Just tell her I can't come.

Amy: She'll be disappointed if we don't show up.

Sheldon: She's 93. She won't be disappointed for very long.

Amy: No, hang on. I followed all the protocols set forth by you in the relationship agreement. I made a written record request 72 hours in advance. I checked the tyre pressure on the car. I even contacted the Centres For Disease Control to find out what shots they recommend for travel to Orange County. FYI, it's none.

Sheldon: Amy, the relationship agreement was not designed for either one of us to get our way.

Amy: You use it to get your way.

Sheldon: I use it to get the right way. The fact that the right way is also my way is a happy coincidence.

Y/N: It's not he made it that way.

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