Big Bang Theory (Male Reader X Penny)

S1. EP5 The Hamburger Postulate

The four guys were sitting in the cheesecake factory. Sheldon and Y/N on one side and on the other Raj and Howard.

Sheldon: Alright, I'm moving my infantry division, augmented by a battalion of Orcs from Lord of the Rings, we flank the Tennessee Volunteers, and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.

Howard: Not so fast, remember the South still has two infantry divisions, plus Superman and Godzilla.

Y/N: No, no, no, no, Orcs are magic, Superman is vulnerable to magic, not to mention, you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.

Raj: Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?

Penny: Hi, you guys ready to order?

Howard: Hang on, honey. Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu Gods against the entire Union army?

Y/N: And Orcs!

Penny: I'll be back.

Penny leaves

Raj: Excuse me, Ganesh is the remover of obstacles, and Shiva is the destroyer. When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.

Penny returned.

Penny: Alright, my boss says you either have to order, or leave and never come back.

Howard: What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio-funk?

Penny: A shower.

Howard: I'll take the heart smart platter.

Penny: Alright, thank you, and Sheldon.

Sheldon: We don't eat here, I don't know what's good.

Penny: Well, it's all good.

Sheldon: Statistically unlikely.

Y/N: He will have the hamburger closest to the ones from big boy.

Sheldon: Can't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger. The Big Boy.

Penny: The Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.

Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes the Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?

Penny: Because you are not at Big Boy!

Penny said agitated.

Sheldon: Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger.

Y/N: Make it two please.

Sheldon: Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.

Leslie (entering): Hey Y/N, hi guys.

Y/N: Hey Leslie.

Leslie: I didn't know you ate here.

Y/N: We don't, we're trying something new.

Sheldon: And so far it's been a disgusting aberration.

Y/N (to Sheldon): Noch eine Beschwerde und Sie sitzen im Bus nach Hause (One more complaint and you take the bus home)

Sheldon looked at Y/N worried and scared as Y/N turned back to Penny and Leslie.

Y/N: Leslie, this is Penny, she lives across the hall from Sheldon and me.

Howard: And walks in quiet beauty like the night.

Penny: Howard, I've asked you not to do that.

Y/N: Leslie and I do research together at the University.