Big Bang Theory (Male Reader X Penny)

S4.EP24 The Roommate Transmogrification

(It was overwhelming in favour of people telling me to skip to this episode.)

The Cheesecake Factory.

Penny: Hey, you guys ready to order?

Howard: Uh..

Y/N: Sure

Penny: Okay, Priya?

Priya: Uh, I'll have the Shepherd's Pie. You want to split that with me?

Y/N had been with Priya for over eight months and it was getting pretty serious.

Y/N: Sure. Sounds fun.

Sheldon: Are you sure you're a larger than average man-

Y/N: I said it's fine, Sheldon, could you just let it be?

Sheldon: FIne.

Bernadette: Guys, sorry I'm late. I have amazing news.

Y/N: So, what's your news, Bernadette?

Bernadette: The thesis committee accepted my doctoral dissertation. I'm getting my PhD.

Penny: Oh!

Sheldon: Oh, congratulations.

Penny: Wow, so that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, Y/N has two nobles.

Y/N had won his second noble a few months back long before he got with Priya. Only five people have received two Nobel Prizes. Marie Curie received the Physics Prize in 1903 for her work on radioactivity and the Chemistry Prize in 1911 for the isolation of pure radium, making her the only person to be awarded a Nobel Prize in two different sciences. Linus Pauling was awarded the 1954 Chemistry Prize for his research into the chemical bond and its application to the structure of complex substances. Pauling was also awarded the Peace Prize in 1962 for his activism against nuclear weapons, making him the only laureate of two unshared prizes. John Bardeen received the Physics Prize twice: in 1956 for the invention of the transistor and in 1972 for the theory of superconductivity. Frederick Sanger received the prize twice in Chemistry: in 1958 for determining the structure of the insulin molecule and in 1980 for inventing a method of determining base sequences in DNA. And now Y/N L/N being the only one to go back to back.

Penny: And Howard, you know a lot of doctors.

Howard: Congratulations, honey.

Bernadette: Thank you.

Y/N: So, Howard, tell us, how's it feel knowing that when you two get married, you'll be referred to as Mr. and Dr. Wolowitz?

Sheldon: Unless he takes Bernadette's last name. And considering her advanced status, that could open some doors for him.

Howard: Please, this isn't about me. I'm proud of you.

Bernadette: Well, you'll be really be proud of this. I was headhunted by a big pharmaceutical company. They're gonna pay me a buttload of money!

Howard: What?

Y/N: Bernadette, that's great. Howard, do you make a buttload?

Howard: Better than what you've got a buttload of.

Y/N: I got paid for winning my Nobels, people want to speak like I've got a rainbow shooting out my ass.

Howard: What does that even mean?

Y/N: I made history, the only history you have is heart disease.

Raj's apartment.

Raj (earphones in, singing): Oh, if there was a problem, you can't solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. Ice, Ice, baby. Ice, Ice, baby. (Removes headphones and goes to refrigerator).